Jerry wrote:The Cyprus problem will be solved by letting the whole world know how much we hate and despise ALL turkish Cypriots.
Jerry's fantasy:
Jerry: 'Waaa waaa, TURKISH CYPRIOTS I HATE YOU I HATE YOU'.
Ban Ki-moon: Turkish Cypriots, what did you do again?
Turkish Cypriots: nothing nothing!!
Jerry: 'Waaa Waaa snif Waaa'
Ban Ki-moon: NONSENSE, MY PRINCESS IS CRYING!! GET OUT OF THIS HOUSE AT ONCE.
The real world:
Jerry: 'I don't want to share the island with Turkish Cypriots'
Ban Ki-moon: Tough.
Turkish Cypriots: HaHa! Your hatred enables us to follow Momma Turkiye's imperial policies! HaHa!
*Cyprus explodes*
Obama: Oops! Sorry guyz. I was trying to hit Assad but a fly landed on my nose.