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Re: Old member seeking work as Gigilo

Postby RichardB » Sun Jul 21, 2013 8:21 pm

bill cobbett wrote:Do you have any specialities to offer file...???


Yes but I aint telling you Cobbett ....You think up your own retirement plan :x
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Re: Old member seeking work as Gigilo

Postby Oceanside50 » Sun Jul 21, 2013 8:57 pm

RichardB wrote:Due to the economic situation I am now not able to come to Cyprus and Live a lifestyle to which I am accustomed , so in order to supplement my pension , i seek members advice on

a. Is there a need for bi-lingual 57 yr old Gigilos on the Island ?

b. How much can I expect to earn?

c. How much do I need to live in Cyprus?

d. How much are condoms?

e. Is there anything else I need to consider?

f. Should I work in the ROC or the tnrc?

g.do i need to register as a business?

I should state that I will not need to rent a property and will be mortgage free

All advise will be greatly appreciated ...thank you



Chef...if you go both "ways" you could double your income
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Re: Old member seeking work as Gigilo

Postby bill cobbett » Sun Jul 21, 2013 9:20 pm

Speaking of working both ways, would you be interested in working the other side of the barricades.

The CYs and others up there may be keen for a taste of black sucuk .
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Re: Old member seeking work as Gigilo

Postby RichardB » Sun Jul 21, 2013 9:30 pm

bill cobbett wrote:Speaking of working both ways, would you be interested in working the other side of the barricades.

The CYs and others up there may be keen for a taste of black sucuk .



I believe member YFred has the other side tied up ....so to speak and I cannot compete with his prices
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Re: Old member seeking work as Gigilo

Postby kurupetos » Mon Jul 22, 2013 12:25 am

RichardB wrote:
GreekIslandGirl wrote:Is that with VAT or without?


VAT what is this??? Is it another name for a condom???

Vat 69 is fine scotch whiskey, you bawheid. :mrgreen:
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Re: Old member seeking work as Gigilo

Postby kurupetos » Mon Jul 22, 2013 12:28 am

RichardB wrote:
bill cobbett wrote:Speaking of working both ways, would you be interested in working the other side of the barricades.

The CYs and others up there may be keen for a taste of black sucuk .



I believe member YFred has the other side tied up ....so to speak and I cannot compete with his prices

He offers his services free of charge. A true altruist. :mrgreen:
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Re: Old member seeking work as Gigilo

Postby Lordo » Mon Jul 22, 2013 12:52 am

charluimmu have you had a sex change. we can now call you chrlietta
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Re: Old member seeking work as Gigilo

Postby bill cobbett » Mon Jul 22, 2013 1:21 am

Lordo wrote:charluimmu have you had a sex change. we can now call you chrlietta


Is that you Lordo...???

Didn't recognise you with that extra head growing out of your bum.

Have you been drinking the water in Occupied Vokolida...???
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Re: Old member seeking work as Gigilo

Postby Paphitis » Mon Jul 22, 2013 10:05 am

bill cobbett wrote:Speaking of working both ways, would you be interested in working the other side of the barricades.

The CYs and others up there may be keen for a taste of black sucuk .


Maybe you could give him some tips! :D
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Re: Old member seeking work as Gigilo

Postby CanWoodsman » Mon Jul 22, 2013 11:09 am

RichardB you should have no problem.
Just hire yourself.
Than you can simply Go F*ck yourself.
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