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what about a refreshing drink?

Postby repulsewarrior » Wed Jun 26, 2013 8:18 pm

an egg and some bacon walk into a bar...

...the bartender says, "get out, we don't serve breakfast here!".
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Re: what about a refreshing drink?

Postby bill cobbett » Wed Jun 26, 2013 8:54 pm

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BillC's lips are staying sealed... :(
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Postby Get Real! » Wed Jun 26, 2013 9:04 pm

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Re: what about a refreshing drink?

Postby repulsewarrior » Wed Jun 26, 2013 9:23 pm

two ropes want a drink in a bar where there is a sign that says, "no ropes".

one of them ties himself up and walks into the bar...

...the bartender looks at him and says, "you a rope?"

...the rope says, "frayed knot".
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Re: what about a refreshing drink?

Postby CBBB » Wed Jun 26, 2013 9:43 pm

Don't give up the day job!
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Re: what about a refreshing drink?

Postby yialousa1971 » Thu Jun 27, 2013 12:48 am

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Re: what about a refreshing drink?

Postby repulsewarrior » Thu Jun 27, 2013 1:01 am

a guy walks into a bar with a pig under his arm, the bartender asks, "where did you get that?"

...the pig says, "i won him at a fair".
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Re: what about a refreshing drink?

Postby bill cobbett » Thu Jun 27, 2013 1:04 am

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Re: what about a refreshing drink?

Postby repulsewarrior » Thu Jun 27, 2013 1:11 am

...a screw driver walks into a bar, and the bartender jokingly says, "we have a drink named after you."

"Murray?", says the tool...
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Re: what about a refreshing drink?

Postby repulsewarrior » Mon Jul 08, 2013 1:48 am

...a blind man walks into a bar and says, "have i got a blonde joke for you."

bartender says, "watch yourself, i'm blonde and the three guys sitting at the bar are blondes too."

..."never mind", says the blind man, "i can't be bothered to explain the joke four times."
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