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[bill cobbett]

[repulsewarrior]

pure maple syrup, maple ripple ice cream and milk...

...shaken, not stirred.

[Oceanside50]

[repulsewarrior]

A MAN is standing a bar when he hears a voice coming from the peanut bowl. "I really like your tie," it says. "You're smashing, you are. You're really lovely." Surprised, the man picks up his drink, and walks to his table. Passing the cigarette machine, he hears another voice. "You and your wife are ugly, fat and stupid," the voice says.The man is baffled and asks the barman what is going on.
"I'm so sorry," says the barman. "The peanuts are complimentary but the cigarette machine is out of order."

[bill cobbett]

[Oceanside50]

[supporttheunderdog]

A man walked in to a bar , and ordered a glass of wine. He then tipped the wine onto the floor, and ate the bowl of the glass berfore placing the stem on the bar.

The barman looked at the man, and told he was crazy,

The man asked why?

The barman picked up the stem of the glass, and told him, as he popped it in his own mouth "you have left the best bit!".

[Cap]

pure maple syrup, maple ripple ice cream and milk...

...shaken, not stirred.

real Canadian syrup or that generic sh**?

[repulsewarrior]

pure maple syrup, maple ripple ice cream and milk...

...shaken, not stirred.

real Canadian syrup or that generic sh**?

real, (and that's why i posted); delicious!

[bill cobbett]

A man walked in to a bar , and ordered a glass of wine. He then tipped the wine onto the floor, and ate the bowl of the glass berfore placing the stem on the bar.

The barman looked at the man, and told he was crazy,

The man asked why?

The barman picked up the stem of the glass, and told him, as he popped it in his own mouth "you have left the best bit!".