Meanwhile, the
“zero problems with neighbors” axis is currently in a video conference…
Netanyahu: So what have you got for us Nicos?
Anastasiades: 100 million is the best I can do… honestly!
Netanyahu: Come on Nicos, that will only cover the Kalashnikovs… we’ve still got the RPGs and a host of other things!
Anastasiades: I don’t know, these are very tough times for us…
Netanyahu: You need to dig deeper… we’re already providing the expensive heavy guns and logistics but you and Armenia gotta take care of the small arms.
Armenia: We’ll double the budget with Cyprus but you must promise Turkey remains in turmoil for at least 5 years!
Greece: Calm down boys… Ahmadinejad just called to say they’ll contribute 5 million for the cause and get Hezbollah to provide the training.
Iraq: Ok, we’ve just been touch with the PKK… they should be ready in a month.