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[Get Real!]

Now let’s talk about the Turkish Cypriot military inventory…

1. Air force: Pigeons trained to crap on the enemy.

2. Navy: One Piri-Piri Sardine trawler.

3. Artillery: 24 donkeys equipped with stone throwing catapults and 6 horned goats

4. Infantry: About 5,000 men with the IQ of a regurgitating pelican.

5. Mobile Units: 23 Toyota pickup utes equipped with a Kalashnikov.

[B25]

Now let’s talk about the Turkish Cypriot military inventory…

1. Air force: Pigeons trained to crap on the enemy.

2. Navy: One Piri-Piri Sardine trawler.

3. Artillery: 24 donkeys equipped with stone throwing catapults and 6 horned goats

4. Infantry: About 5,000 men with the IQ of a regurgitating pelican.

5. Mobile Units: 23 Toyota pickup utes equipped with a Kalashnikov.

Mate, just how do you think this stuff up?? Cracks me up every time.

[kurupetos]

^^ (falling off chair)

[Get Real!]

It comes straight from the heart… that’s how I see them!

And what annoys me the most is that they are ABSOLUTE NOBODYS yet they have the audacity to talk big!

Fucking hell!

[Cap]

State of the art Anti-Aircraft Missile Batteries stationed on Pentadaktylos to combat the Mi-35

[Get Real!]

Wow… is that made in the “TRNC” ?

[Lordo]

It comes straight from the heart… that’s how I see them!

And what annoys me the most is that they are ABSOLUTE NOBODYS yet they have the audacity to talk big!

Fucking hell!

i did not realise you can crap through your heart. even if terks were fighting with swords they will still beat you. lets face it you were not cut out to fight were you. look at your history ffs.

[Cap]

Wow… is that made in the “TRNC” ?

Nope, on loan from Turkey.
The new improvised double powered version is soon going to be available.



Specifically designed and engineered to destroy this baby.

[Get Real!]

It comes straight from the heart… that’s how I see them!

And what annoys me the most is that they are ABSOLUTE NOBODYS yet they have the audacity to talk big!

Fucking hell!

i did not realise you can crap through your heart. even if terks were fighting with swords they will still beat you. lets face it you were not cut out to fight were you. look at your history ffs.

I can look at our history in 1963 and 1967 when you were beaten to a pulp and needed mommy to come and save you!

Mommy, mommy… help me mommy!

[Paphitis]

BigOz said they will blow us to smithereens! There is no way the CNG can win a war against Turkey!

Those are very famous last words BigOz. They have been said many times and then the unthinkable happens!

But you specifically said there is no way the CNG can win a war against Turkey! Very broad statement! But let me ask you this. How do you define winning a war from Turkey's perspective? From the CNG it might be merely liberating 3600 sq/kms! It could be to raise attention to Cyprus and provoke international intervention! It could be a number of things! All completely feasible in my opinion! And no one will say a word!