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[GreekIslandGirl]

Last November we came back from a lovely visit to Greece, only to find two illegal immigrants had sneaked back with us.

Not knowing their natural habits, I thought they would only survive a few days in our cold house.

But I tried to make their last few days comfortable by supplying some water, apples and cut-up newspaper (The Guardian ) for bedding.

Over 6 months later and they are still going strong. Today, I noticed an egg had been laid .... so they are breeding!

What am I going to do?

[bill cobbett]

Sit on the egg ... see if it hatches...

[Maximus]

buy them contraception so there is no next time.

[cyprusgrump]

Last November we came back from a lovely visit to Greece, only to find two illegal immigrants had sneaked back with us.

Not knowing their natural habits, I thought they would only survive a few days in our cold house.

But I tried to make their last few days comfortable by supplying some water, apples and cut-up newspaper (The Guardian ) for bedding.

Over 6 months later and they are still going strong. Today, I noticed an egg had been laid .... so they are breeding!

What am I going to do?

You can get those special combs to get the nits and eggs out of your hair - I think you can also get special shampoo too...

Suggest you use both regularly and change bed linen as often as you can afford....

There is no shame in it... They actually prefer clean hair so you have nothing to be embarrassed about....

[yialousa1971]

Sit on the egg ... see if it hatches...

Yes give the egg to GR to sit on.

[Get Real!]

What am I going to do?

Call Immigration. They’ll deport the egg and keep the underpaid slaves.

[GreekIslandGirl]

Sit on the egg ... see if it hatches...

But it's soooo tiny and I am soooo erm ... sooo hmm!

Besides ... they are not so warm-blooded these illegal stowaway immigrants!

[GreekIslandGirl]

Last November we came back from a lovely visit to Greece, only to find two illegal immigrants had sneaked back with us.

Not knowing their natural habits, I thought they would only survive a few days in our cold house.

But I tried to make their last few days comfortable by supplying some water, apples and cut-up newspaper (The Guardian ) for bedding.

Over 6 months later and they are still going strong. Today, I noticed an egg had been laid .... so they are breeding!

What am I going to do?

You can get those special combs to get the nits and eggs out of your hair - I think you can also get special shampoo too...

Suggest you use both regularly and change bed linen as often as you can afford....

There is no shame in it... They actually prefer clean hair so you have nothing to be embarrassed about....

The bucket over the head wouldn't be a nit-repellent, huh?

[CBBB]

We have a problem with Greek immigrants in Cyprus as well, unfortunately they are not illegal, and they nick all the jobs from us Cypriots!

[GreekIslandGirl]

Sit on the egg ... see if it hatches...

Yes give the egg to GR to sit on.

No, Choirokitians hate Greek natives. He will choke it to death with cigarette smoke.