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Golf and funeral

Postby Sotos » Wed Nov 09, 2005 4:39 am

A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer.

His friend says: “Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man.”

The man then replies: “Yeah, well we were married 35 years.”
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Postby devil » Wed Nov 09, 2005 1:27 pm

Where do you find all these oldies? (This one is at least 60 years old, that I know of.)
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Postby nasos007 » Wed Nov 09, 2005 5:20 pm

devil wrote:Where do you find all these oldies? (This one is at least 60 years old, that I know of.)
yeah - they are. but i still laughed out loud.
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Postby Sotos » Thu Nov 10, 2005 1:19 am

devil wrote:Where do you find all these oldies? (This one is at least 60 years old, that I know of.)


devil, for me they are new. I was not around 60 years ago to hear it ;)
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