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[Sotos]

A general noticed one of his soldiers behaving oddly. The soldier would pick up any piece of paper he found, frown and say: “That's not it” and put it down again. This went on for some time, until the general arranged to have the soldier psychologically tested. The psychologist concluded that the soldier was deranged, and wrote out his discharge from the army.

The soldier picked it up, smiled and said: “That's it.”

[devil]

Slightly old. It was doing the rounds when I was in the army and that was over 50 years ago.

[zan]

A man, about 2ft tall, dressed head to foot in green, was sitting on the edge of the kerb in a busy street in Ireland, with his head between his legs. A tall American tourist noticed him from across the street and came bounding over all excited.

“Excuse me sir” he bellowed, “are you a goblin”?

The little man slowly raised his head up from between his legs and said, “ no, I’ve just got a headache.

[dms007]

did not get that!

[davidp]

I Did

[dms007]

so explain ....

[davidp]

Gobbling = slang for fellatio