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[RAFAELLA]

Kalimera Rafaella. How are you?

Kali sou mera Nick, where have you been?

[Nicko]

and kalimera Alexios, its been a few days since i wrote anything, was i missed?

[RAFAELLA]

and kalimera Alexios, its been a few days since i wrote anything, was i missed?

Go on then, write something.

[Alexios]

and kalimera Alexios, its been a few days since i wrote anything, was i missed?

Kalimera....yes i personally missed you terribly..))

[Nicko]

Well i have been a bit busy at the Embassy. Things are not what they used to be. Anyway i don't want to disturb the discussion on Tomatoes...or was it Angourka!! Thats it, its Angouri to the North, and stick those cheap nasty Tomatoes up your T------ Behinds!!!!

[Alexios]

Well i have been a bit busy at the Embassy. Things are not what they used to be. Anyway i don't want to disturb the discussion on Tomatoes...or was it Angourka!! Thats it, its Angouri to the North, and stick those cheap nasty Tomatoes up your T------ Behinds!!!!

I sencerely hope this is one of your jokes..If you are serious, there are other forums where you can state this type of nonsense...Chryssi Avgi have one you may find to your liking...

[Nicko]

1985, Hussein Nakimilar was arrested in Bulgaria for illiegal arms trading. He apparently was shipping High powered automatic rifles to a notorious gang in Athens. Police, customs and port authorities seized 60 tonnes of illigal weapons at the port of pireas. Along with the guilty man were Thomas cook holiday makers who purchased some of the weapons to stage an attack on the town hall in Athens. The mare was overwhelmed with the super greek intelligence undercover operation and awarded the cheif of police a medal.
Hussein was of Turkish origin and confessed to the police that he was trying to overthrow the President of Greece. In 1998 Greek police formed an elite team called St. George Squad and was very similar to Scotland Yard's Flying Squad. The st.G.sQUAD drove around and still do, in 1975 Ford Cortinas, Black with a white stripe down the side. They are usually out at night near the cafes. They later changed their name to S.G.S Its a kind of secret police thing. The weapons dissapeared and were never found, some beleived that Mitsotakis hidd them in his basement to stage a coup against george papandreou.

[Nicko]

OK, I couldnt resist. i will be serious from now.

[BirKibrisli]

Thinking about it afterwards..yes i agree....I got carried away from the previous response in a company of friends...

A Cypriot named Tassos sits next to a stuck-up english gentleman on a flight to Cyprus. After about 20 minutes of flight the Cypriot becomes all edgy since he really wants to talk to someone.So he turns to the english man and says-Helo, my name is Tassos..are you going on holidays?? The english man turns around and gives poor Tassos a nasty look refusing to reply..!! Tassos decides to give him the benefit of the doubt,supposing that the chap is not really well or something..So after about 10 minutes he tries again..Helo...are you going on holidays..? This time the english man puts down his Sunday Times turns to Tassos and says in his posh english..-Look here old chap..My name is Brown...B.R.O.W.N..I am english..I am white from the top of my head to the tip of my toes..and i dont talk to foreighners..!!!! Poor Tassos is shocked!!! He shuts up and crawls up in his seat but his brain is working...So after about 5 minutes, he pokes his finger at the english man,s elbow and as he turns he tells him..-Look here you old bastard...My name is Tassos..T.A.S.S.O.S..I am Cypriot..and i am also white from the top of my head to the tip of my toes..except my arsehole which is brown..B.R.O.W.N......!!!!!

[BirKibrisli]

OK, I couldnt resist. i will be serious from now.

No No No We don't want you to be serious,Nicko.
Just make sure your jokes are funny.