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by **supporttheunderdog** » Mon Feb 04, 2013 12:20 am

I am at an age where some of the ladies of my acquaintanceship are of a certain age,,,,,Any hints or tips lads and lassies?

by **bill cobbett** » Mon Feb 04, 2013 12:32 am

supporttheunderdog wrote:I am at an age where some of the ladies of my acquaintanceship are of a certain age,,,,,Any hints or tips lads and lassies?

Yes.... there is only one known remedy...

by **bill cobbett** » Mon Feb 04, 2013 12:34 am

!!!...RUN...!!!

by **SKI-preo** » Mon Feb 04, 2013 1:13 am

I find capsicum spray works quite well to control mood swings:

by **GreekIslandGirl** » Mon Feb 04, 2013 11:27 am

I'm sure they weren't menopausal before they set eyes on you and their ovaries decided to commit suicide rather than run any risk of being seeded by your devil spawn.

by **DrCyprus** » Mon Feb 04, 2013 11:31 am

GreekIslandGirl wrote:I'm sure they weren't menopausal before they set eyes on you and their ovaries decided to commit suicide rather than run any risk of being seeded by your devil spawn.

I hear the same thing happened to you when you looked at a... mirror.

by **GreekIslandGirl** » Mon Feb 04, 2013 12:12 pm

DrCyprus wrote:
GreekIslandGirl wrote:I'm sure they weren't menopausal before they set eyes on you and their ovaries decided to commit suicide rather than run any risk of being seeded by your devil spawn.

I hear the same thing happened to you when you looked at a... mirror.

Do you mean "looked in" a mirror?

Your attempt at a mythical Medusa joke fails in ignorance of the little detail, given privy to Perseus, that it was through looking at her reflection in a mirror that afforded one protection. :wink:

by **Schnauzer** » Mon Feb 04, 2013 2:20 pm

supporttheunderdog wrote:I am at an age where some of the ladies of my acquaintanceship are of a certain age,,,,,Any hints or tips lads and lassies?

Your apparent predilection to offer insult to a certain valued member of this forum at every opportunity, could be interpreted as a sign that YOU are currently subjected to very similar 'Mood Swings' associated to the subject you have highlighted, hardly the action of a 'Gentleman' I would suggest.

However, since you invite advisory comments from other members, may I propose (assuming that my assessment is correct) that you 'Don the Garb' of those you so gleefully target and perhaps gain first hand experience of a 'Hot Flush' ?.

Black suspenders and a nice pair of 'Black Fishnet Stockings' may be enough to do the trick in your case, you could further embellish the 'Left Leg' with a garter made from the 'Union Flag', I am sure you would look quite charming thus attired, a red handbag complimented by matching shoes would be admirable accessories to your experimental identity. (imho). :lol: