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[SKI-preo]

never take a menopausal woman to McDonalds!

[supporttheunderdog]

I am at an age where some of the ladies of my acquaintanceship are of a certain age,,,,,Any hints or tips lads and lassies?

Your apparent predilection to offer insult to a certain valued member of this forum at every opportunity, could be interpreted as a sign that YOU are currently subjected to very similar 'Mood Swings' associated to the subject you have highlighted, hardly the action of a 'Gentleman' I would suggest.

However, since you invite advisory comments from other members, may I propose (assuming that my assessment is correct) that you 'Don the Garb' of those you so gleefully target and perhaps gain first hand experience of a 'Hot Flush' ?.

Black suspenders and a nice pair of 'Black Fishnet Stockings' may be enough to do the trick in your case, you could further embellish the 'Left Leg' with a garter made from the 'Union Flag', I am sure you would look quite charming thus attired, a red handbag complimented by matching shoes would be admirable accessories to your experimental identity. (imho).

Have I named any one? Of which certain valued member do you draw attention to who fits within the age of ladies to which I refered, and who (by implication) displays the symptoms of the menopase?

[supporttheunderdog]

I'm sure they weren't menopausal before they set eyes on you and their ovaries decided to commit suicide rather than run any risk of being seeded by your devil spawn.

I am not sure whther to say quelle drole or how trollish...


....same thing really bearing in mind the likely etymology....

It is a natural event that afflicts every women who survives middle age, normally between the ages of 41 and 61, typically about age 50/51...

Now how old are you, darling?

[GreekIslandGirl]

It is a natural event that afflicts every women who survives middle age, normally between the ages of 41 and 61, typically about age 50/51...

Been Googling your symptoms again you ancient (dyslexic) hypochondriac!

[kurupetos]

It is a natural event that afflicts every women who survives middle age, normally between the ages of 41 and 61, typically about age 50/51...

Been Googling your symptoms again you ancient (dyslexic) hypochondriac!

[supporttheunderdog]

It is a natural event that afflicts every women who survives middle age, normally between the ages of 41 and 61, typically about age 50/51...

Been Googling your symptoms again you ancient (dyslexic) hypochondriac!

No, not being a woman, not my symptoms...