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[bill cobbett]

Been up to do some shopping in our local High Street here somewhere in North London.

As have done for decades, parked up in the same place alongside a very nice bit of Common and strolled down to the shops, a very pleasant five mins walk away.

There's a small pond there (whose location must remain secret less Bordo pays a visit) which is very popular with ducks. Loads of them.

... and since last visiting a few days ago our local council has spent God only knows how much of the money of the Borough's Hard-Pressed Rate-payers in building the ducks a Duck-House in the middle of the pond..!!!

In these difficult times when front-line services are being cut, the Council builds, of all things, a Duck-House...!!!

...of all things...??? Some of you will remember the little matter a GB MP who built an albeit much more lavish and luxurious flipping, bleeding Duck-House on his estate at Public Expense by trying to claim it was a legitimate out-going on his MP's Expenses Claim.

Now, if you'll excuse, will have to email local council to find out how much this damned thing cost...!!!

[Lordo]

it obviously cant be in cockfosters right.

[bill cobbett]

it obviously cant be in cockfosters right.

No more clues reh!!!... don't want a visit from you and your bum-chum Yialoser in the dead of night.

[supporttheunderdog]

I am told a naughty trick with ducks is to tie some bacon rind to a long bit of fishing line and throw it in a duck-pond....allegedly ducks cannot absorb bacon rind so as they each in turn eat it one ends up with a line full of ducks.....

[GreekIslandGirl]

Well, that's just plain quackers! How much was the bill?

Fowl play, methinks.