Love this thread!
I'm British married to a G/Cypriot (a girl from Varosia although she prefers Ammochotos). Purchased a house in Famagusta in 72 lost it along with everyone else in 74, tried again in 87 with a flat in Larnaca and managed to hold on to that until eventually being forced out in 97 by a corrupt little bar owning RoC policeman (unfortunately his cancer is getting worse).
Perhaps if I'd been more intelligent and an opportunist I would have married a T/Cypriot or I would have lived in the north of Cyprus from about 78 for virtually nothing compared to the south.
The only thing I got right was not buying a Ford car, got a Triumph Herald instead which I left parked in the garage of our house in Famagusta. When I can get it back I'll have to put some air in the tyres and arrange for an MOT!