a bar and Jill (the Australian Barmaid) takes his order, a Fosters, and
notices his accent. Over the course of the night they get to know each
other. At the end of Jill's shift he asks her if she wants to come back to
his place and have sex with him. Although she is attracted to him she says
no. He then offers to pay her $200 for sex. Jill is
travelling the world and because she is short of funds she agrees.
The next night the guy turns up again, orders Fosters and after showing her
plenty of attention throughout the night he asks if she will sleep with him
again for $200. Jill remembers the night before and is only too happy to
agree. This goes on for 5 nights. On the 6th night the guy comes in, orders
Fosters and sits in the corner. Jill thinks that if she pays him more some
attention then maybe she can then shake some more cash out of him again, so
she goes over and sits next to him. She asks him where he's from in
Australia and he tells her: "Melbourne".
"So am I... What suburb in Melbourne?"
"Glen Iris" he replies
"That's amazing..." she says, "So am I - what Street?"
"Cameo Street" he replies
"This is unbelievable..." she says,² What number?"
He says "Number 20" and she is totally astonished.
"You are not going to believe this but I'm from Number 22! My parents still
live there!"
"I know..." he says, "Your Father gave me $1,000 to give to you"
HE WHO DRINKS AUSTRALIAN THINKS AUSTRALIAN
