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by **italiano** » Wed Oct 17, 2012 1:06 pm

this is another funny cypriot joke...

Public roads......and shop's owners, sign roads with @Parking Only For Customers@

Public roads....house's owners, put a chair in the middle, writing, @no parking@

So, tomorrow, ill go to a main road in cyprus, or in a public square and pretend that this is my own private place...

If u ever try to let these folks to realize that a public road is not their private property u have an answer like @ if u live ur car here i will destroy it@

this is cyprus...civilized small piece of floating land, UNfortunatelly, still, part of EU.

Hope soo, this small piece of floating land, will leave EU.....but leaving in Turkey and occupied cypriot territory

People here deserve to return back to the ancient era.......sheeps, souvla and nothing else....

by **CBBB** » Wed Oct 17, 2012 1:53 pm

italiano wrote:People here deserve to return back to the ancient era.......sheeps, souvla and nothing else....

We were much better off then, but please allow us a few donkeys as well.

by **Cap** » Wed Oct 17, 2012 3:34 pm

italiano wrote:this is another funny cypriot joke...

Public roads......and shop's owners, sign roads with @Parking Only For Customers@

Public roads....house's owners, put a chair in the middle, writing, @no parking@

So, tomorrow, ill go to a main road in cyprus, or in a public square and pretend that this is my own private place...

If u ever try to let these folks to realize that a public road is not their private property u have an answer like @ if u live ur car here i will destroy it@

this is cyprus...civilized small piece of floating land, UNfortunatelly, still, part of EU.

Hope soo, this small piece of floating land, will leave EU.....but leaving in Turkey and occupied cypriot territory

People here deserve to return back to the ancient era.......sheeps, souvla and nothing else....

Sort your problems out first before judging others.

by **FragnaticDeath** » Wed Oct 17, 2012 4:39 pm

An italian talking about parking? FML what is the world turning into? Having walked a street 1 km long and both sides of the road were full of parked cars there was not a single car which was not scratched and bend in certain parts. Even observed a person parking and bumping both the front and back car seemed really normal to him.