This ad appeared in the Daily Atheneucian on a day some years BC...
The SS Absolutely Gigantic is leaving Piraeus on the 14th bound for the land of opportunities that is CY.
CY is currently unpopulated so there are Massive Opportunities for hard-workers in the Copper Mining Industry and for those with experience in Kologassee Growing.
The Unsinkable SS Absolutely Gigantic has space for the 100,000 emigres that will guarantee that CY becomes a Greek Island.
Passages from 10 drachmas. One way tickets only.