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[OB1]

hey guys racists or not ....have a look at this http://www.e-grammes.gr/turkman.htm

[zan]

Try as I might I could not get that Turkish packman under control. Which keys do you have to press?

[OB1]

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[OB1]

When I told that "joke" to a few TC friends they said "pigs like to be with pigs, that's why it run out of the sty after the Greek", is it still funny or has it become racist now?[/quote]



No this is called f**** up a nice joke

[zan]

Any way!

This guy walks into a bar with a pig under his arm. The bartender looks up and says,

“Get him out of here. We don’t allow them in here”.

The man protests, “but he is only a harmless pig and I will keep him under control”.

The bar tender looks confused and says, “I was talking to the pig”.

[Eric dayi]

When I told that "joke" to a few TC friends they said "pigs like to be with pigs, that's why it run out of the sty after the Greek", is it still funny or has it become racist now?



No this is called f**** up a nice joke

Because the "joke" turned against the Greek or what?

[OB1]

OK here is another one.This married woman who is travelling a lot for buisines, goes to a foreign contry she has her meatings and then she goes to the hotel for the night. She is doing this very often, so she is fed-up with going to restaurants and bars on her own.She is seating in her room and she is looking to some magazines were she accidentally looks at the escorts pages. She is reading: ''woman escort....woman escort...woman escort....blah blah were after some adds she reads MALE ESCORT.....she is thinking that ''what the hell nobody knows me here so ..i'll give it a go. She has her shower and she dials up the number.At the other end of the line a nice male voice answers the phone.She says: i heard your doing good massages'' the man says: ''well madam''.... she interupts him and she says : ''Look mister its not a massage that i want. What i want is a good******* and some****** and i'll be your***** and you do ***** to me and if you have afriend bring him too, and we cover up our bodys with cream and i'll lick it off and then*******. Well what do you thing?''...and the man on the phone says ''well madam its sounds fantastic...but in order to call an outside line you have to dial 9 first.

[OB1]

By the way Eric dayi. Obviously your sense of humour is ...well, or your very pissed off for a reason...maby one of your wifes left you

[OB1]

Eric dayi my friend...this was another joke.its called black humour

[zan]

OB1

Pigs don't take offence people do. When some body says they are offended by something I think you should stop. So if you think me calling you a twat is offensive, let me know and I will stop immediately