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[GreekIslandGirl]

Post your Cyprus Forumer limericks here ...


There once was a young turk by the name of Get Real,
Whose politics were as strong as some steel,
The Greeks he did bash,
Until he developed a rash,
And now he is over the hill.

[bill cobbett]

Oooooh excellent, a tsatista thread for later.

[Get Real!]

There was once a half Greek who wanted to seek her identity on a virtual forum but pseudonyms were her game, the lass had no shame and she soon had them all in a quarrel!

Oracle she was called, but Boumboulina I’m told... though others would swear by a Stella, and the new ones would think GI Joe is the nick and that likely she is a fella!

But Admin knows best for he doesn’t rest when separating Knowns from unknowns cos when the lights go out and the PCs are down we’re nothing but virtual gnomes!

[supporttheunderdog]

'Wot Rymes wiv GiG???

[GreekIslandGirl]

There was once a half Greek who wanted to seek her identity on a virtual forum but pseudonyms were her game, the lass had no shame and she soon had them all in a quarrel!

Oracle she was called, but Boumboulina I’m told... though others would swear by a Stella, and the new ones would think GI Joe is the nick and that likely she is a fella!

But Admin knows best for he doesn’t rest when separating Knowns from unknowns cos when the lights go out and the PCs are down we’re nothing but virtual gnomes!

You naughty, dishonourable pest,
With your BSE-ridden brain, forming an extra domain,
We’ve met in the flesh, lest you forget,
You know more about me than Admin,
Regarding my Cyprus-loving antics,
So quit your confusions – we’re contorted in everlasting delusions!

[Get Real!]

'Wot Rymes wiv GiG???

Gig > big > fig > dick!

I hope you didn’t mean the abbreviation...

[GreekIslandGirl]

'Wot Rymes wiv GiG???

Twig!

[Get Real!]

– we’re contorted in everlasting delusions!

You can say that again...

[Schnauzer]

In Cyprus, just North of the Border,
The Turks sow the seeds of disorder,
but a Lady from Greece
will allow them no peace,
Don't criticise, rather applaud her.

[Schnauzer]

The 'Yanks' and the 'Brits' made a pact,
with the 'Turks', who were eager to act,
so they first stirred up trouble
twixt 'Cyp', 'Brit' and 'Bubble'
then sanctioned 'Invasion'....a fact!.