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[Schnauzer]

The first man to ride on a 'Rocket'
was a chap named 'Professor James Sprockett,
the rocket went 'BANG!'
his cobblers went 'CLANG!'
and his 'Balls' ended up in his pocket.

[bill cobbett]

There was a chap from Yialoser
With remarkably small genitalia.
He buggered a duck and a frog,
a mouse and a dog,
all four for a wager.

[Schnauzer]

There was an old fella from 'Strombi'
who wore a flat cap and a 'Crombie'
pissed most of the time
on red or white wine
he stumbled around like a 'Zombie'.


He's not about now and I really miss him.

[bill cobbett]

There was an old fella from 'Strombi'
who wore a flat cap and a 'Crombie'
pissed most of the time
on red or white wine
he stumbled around like a 'Zombie'.


He's not about now and I really miss him.

ditto... and just happen to have his phone number.

[denizaksulu]

Hey young Bill C; if you are not Shipriot, why are you embargoed from Kerinea by the Jurkish army?

(Thats a one line Limerick)

[bill cobbett]

Hey young Bill C; if you are not Shipriot, why are you embargoed from Kerinea by the Jurkish army?

(Thats a one line Limerick)

... and where's me signature gone...??? ... Busted a gut to come up with that gem...

[bill cobbett]

Enas manghas bou doh Tseri
Ebiyan nah din yemisee
Seernee din bas doh babloma
Din veelah edeemee jeh meh don golon ston aera
Mah nah dis fkalee doh vrakoui xeehasee

[denizaksulu]

Enas manghas bou doh Tseri
Ebiyan nah din yemisee
Seernee din bas doh babloma
Din veelah edeemee jeh meh don golon ston aera
Mah nah dis fkalee doh vrakoui xeehasee

Huh?

[bill cobbett]

Enas manghas bou doh Tseri
Ebiyan nah din yemisee
Seernee din bas doh babloma
Din veelah edeemee jeh meh don golon ston aera
Mah nah dis fkalee doh vrakoui xeehasee

Huh?

Oh Gawd... as ever a bit diff to translate and retain the meaning, but something like...
There was a man from Tseri, who went to get his end way, he throws her on the bed, with bum in the air and his manhood ready,... but he forgets to de-knicker her. ...

Well you did ask!!!

[denizaksulu]

Enas manghas bou doh Tseri
Ebiyan nah din yemisee
Seernee din bas doh babloma
Din veelah edeemee jeh meh don golon ston aera
Mah nah dis fkalee doh vrakoui xeehasee

Huh?

Oh Gawd... as ever a bit diff to translate and retain the meaning, but something like...
There was a man from Tseri, who went to get his end way, he throws her on the bed, with bum in the air and his manhood ready,... but he forgets to de-knicker her. ...

Well you did ask!!!

I got the gist of it, just amazed at your 'Greek' writing using the Latin alphabet. Would have been easier had you written using the Greek letters instead. Nice Limi though. I noticed that GR is as popular as ever.