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Re: Limericks ....

Postby Schnauzer » Tue Sep 25, 2012 10:48 pm

A 'Limerick' has five lines you see,
the first two and last rhyme, that's three,
lines three and four
rhyme to different score
and That's how a 'Limerick should be. :wink:
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Re: Limericks ....

Postby supporttheunderdog » Tue Sep 25, 2012 11:02 pm

Schnauzer wrote:A 'Limerick' has five lines you see,
the first two and last rhyme, that's three,
lines three and four
rhyme to different score
and That's how a 'Limerick should be. :wink:

:D
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Re: Limericks ....

Postby GreekIslandGirl » Tue Sep 25, 2012 11:39 pm

Schnauzer wrote:A 'Limerick' has five lines you see,
the first two and last rhyme, that's three,
lines three and four
rhyme to different score
and That's how a 'Limerick should be. :wink:


There you go - this follows all the rules. :)

We all know that bankers are stealth
In promoting the Euro's poor health
But when the likes of stud
Tell us we've 'had enough'
Better check who's improving his wealth!
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Re: Limericks ....

Postby supporttheunderdog » Wed Sep 26, 2012 12:00 am

Gig Really is losing her touch
She opens her mouth far too much
her poems lack polish
they are in fact trollish
i'll ignore her I think, as such.
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Re: Limericks ....

Postby bill cobbett » Wed Sep 26, 2012 1:15 am

There once was a CY who'd spent time in Australia
Who painted his ass like a dahlia
The drawing was fine
The colour like wine
But the smell was def a failure
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Re: Limericks ....

Postby kurupetos » Wed Sep 26, 2012 1:54 am

There once was a Londoner
It's a no brainer
He was a goblin
He looked like a gremlin
And now I will have my dinner
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Re: Limericks ....

Postby Schnauzer » Wed Sep 26, 2012 2:06 am

A 'Lady' when stating her view,
Is often attacked by a few,
regardless of 'Puns'
She stands by her 'Guns',
I think that deserves praise, don't you?. :wink:
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Re: Limericks ....

Postby denizaksulu » Sat Sep 29, 2012 10:39 am

supporttheunderdog wrote:'Wot Rymes wiv GiG???



FIG? :D
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Re: Limericks ....

Postby GreekIslandGirl » Sat Sep 29, 2012 10:41 am

denizaksulu wrote:
supporttheunderdog wrote:'Wot Rymes wiv GiG???



FIG? :D


Have you had any recently, Deniz? (Figs, I mean.)
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Re: Limericks ....

Postby denizaksulu » Sat Sep 29, 2012 11:07 am

GreekIslandGirl wrote:
denizaksulu wrote:
supporttheunderdog wrote:'Wot Rymes wiv GiG???



FIG? :D


Have you had any recently, Deniz? (Figs, I mean.)


To my hearts content GiG. Just back from Cyprus, now I miss them. raiding my daughters garden today. Plenty figs there. :D
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