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[Get Real!]

Today, there's an island in the western Med,
"We are Hellenic", her people once said,...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_Ouac3nQ6c

[Mapko]

Today, there's an island in the western Med,
"We are Hellenic", her people once said,...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_Ouac3nQ6c

Sh*t - my bad. I was trying more to think of a rhyme!!
Sorted.

[Schnauzer]

Take the hand of this 'Child' in distress,
see the bloodstains which splatter her dress,
see this dead Father's Daughter
a witness to 'Slaughter',
thank the 'Yanks' for creating this mess.

[GreekIslandGirl]

The posts on CF are often a laugh
For seldom a point can be made without a gaffe
Be it spelling mistakes or confusing West from East
You’re sure to meet the wrath of the grammar police.


- Look out, my limerick is one line too short ....

[bill cobbett]

Mine can't make up its mind whether it's an Irish Limerick or a bit of CY Tsatista...

Eeeee....Eeeeshen mia tallou bou din Paphos
Paphitisah meh bolee megalon steethos
...meh megalo steethos
Ethosen ee tallou bas enan Turkee
...bas enan bou din Girne.. mishee
bou thokimasen nah din bleemereesee
...jeh bantos nah din gamisee
Theeya tou ee tallou mia glotssia
... mia galeen theenameneen glotssia
bastah beeseenah jehsta malahhta dou
... jehsta malahtah dou

[kurupetos]

Mine can't make up its mind whether it's an Irish Limerick or a bit of CY Tsatista...

Eeeee....Eeeeshen mia tallou bou din Paphos
Paphitisah meh bolee megalon steethos
...meh megalo steethos
Ethosen ee tallou bas enan Turkee
...bas enan bou din Girne.. mishee
bou thokimasen nah din bleemereesee
...jeh bantos nah din gamisee
Theeya tou ee tallou mia glotssia
... mia galeen theenameneen glotssia
bastah beeseenah jehsta malahhta dou
... jehsta malahtah dou

That's not Cypriot dialect. It's proper Greek. Well done. You learned some Greek afterall.

[Mapko]

Today lives a traitor, let's call him 'Pet Meal',
He loves Brits and Turks, they're his real deal,
He hates all that is Greek and all those Hellenes,
He just makes himself look a real bell end,
For the Brits and the Turks the Greek lives he would steal.

[Again...please see previous disclaimer.]

[bill cobbett]

There was a Turkish Agent from Lourigina
Who fancied his chances for cross-communal love with Christina
From just over the cease-fire line in Lymbia
Try as he might he just didn't have any luck
So he's gone back to cross-species affairs with a duck called Babeera

[Schnauzer]

As darkness descends with the night
and shadows befuddle our sight,
peer deep in the dark
seek the tiniest spark,
if you cannot, you'll never know 'Light'.

[GreekIslandGirl]

A mathematical genius from Oz
About polynomials, he knew a hell of a lot.
Regarding the square root of two
- I swear I hadn’t a clue!
Whilst binary numbers he crunched; I sure felt like a fool.