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Re: Limericks ....

Postby Cap » Fri Sep 21, 2012 10:58 pm

excellent.
Really good, all of them.
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Re: Limericks ....

Postby GreekIslandGirl » Fri Sep 21, 2012 11:08 pm

Schnauzer wrote:The 'Yanks' and the 'Brits' made a pact,
with the 'Turks', who were eager to act,
so they first stirred up trouble
twixt 'Cyp', 'Brit' and 'Bubble'
then sanctioned 'Invasion'....a fact!. :wink:


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Re: Limericks ....

Postby Get Real! » Fri Sep 21, 2012 11:28 pm

Ditch the fucking euro says I a working man…
Ditch the fucking euro in any way you can…
Ditch the fucking euro before it goes up our bum!


By Lucifer I’m on fire tonight! 8)
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Re: Limericks ....

Postby Mapko » Sat Sep 22, 2012 12:17 am

There once was a camel named 'Ataturk',
Who wore a stupid hat that made him look a jerk,
He was gay, ugly and smelly,
He had ten men's sp*nk in his belly,
Around men's toilets with other Turks he would lurk.

[Disclaimer: any resemblance between persons/animals, living or dead, in this text is purely coincidental].
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Re: Limericks ....

Postby Schnauzer » Sat Sep 22, 2012 12:17 am

In the 'Med' stands an island divided,
where 'T/C' and 'G/C' resided,
in peace , till the wheels
of 'Political Deals'
behind doors that were closed were decided. :wink:
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Re: Limericks ....

Postby Schnauzer » Sat Sep 22, 2012 12:36 am

When folks are engaged in dispute,
the 'Rulers' will mostly stand mute,
for it suits their own fashion
to see folks in a passion
and THEY decide which one's to shoot. :wink:
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Re: Limericks ....

Postby GreekIslandGirl » Sat Sep 22, 2012 11:34 am

Brilliant talent above. :D

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A degenerate dog named Denktash,
Had a dream of a state filled with his trash
So he schemed and he plotted
The global authorities to have thwarted
Regrettably (not), he is now dead and half rotted!



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(Pushing the boundaries a little, methinks.)
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Re: Limericks ....

Postby Schnauzer » Sat Sep 22, 2012 11:58 am

GreekIslandGirl wrote:Brilliant talent above. :D







Like an 'Aria' beautifully sung,
from a member whose 'Heart' is so young,
such a 'Credit' to 'She',
such an 'Honour' to 'He'
'Honeyed Words' simply drip from her tongue!..........................................."Unless you upset this wonderful member"

God Bless............Schnauzer. X :wink:
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Re: Limericks ....

Postby Schnauzer » Sat Sep 22, 2012 12:16 pm

Ti's the 'Hatreds' that dwell in the 'Heart'
that keeps 'Friendships' twixt mortals apart,
just like 'Puppets' on strings
folks will do evil things
BUT, their 'Leaders' cause troubles to start. :wink:
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Re: Limericks ....

Postby Mapko » Sat Sep 22, 2012 12:52 pm

Today, there's an island in the eastern Med,
"We are Hellenic", her people once said,
From a village in Ammoxostos came my dad,
To this day it's divided and it makes me sad,
Because the Turks invaded and murdered all those dead.
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