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Postby jizzygizz10 » Fri Sep 14, 2012 9:20 pm

hi, can anyone tell me if there are any nudist beaches in limassol? thanks jizzy
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Re: nudist beaches

Postby bill cobbett » Tue Sep 18, 2012 12:14 am

No expert on the matter but this may be of help...

http://www.beacheszone.com/5-nude-beaches-cyprus.html
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Re: nudist beaches

Postby CBBB » Tue Sep 18, 2012 6:04 am

bill cobbett wrote:No expert on the matter but this may be of help...

http://www.beacheszone.com/5-nude-beaches-cyprus.html


That is terrible, I must visit these places to collect evidence of this disgrace.
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Re: nudist beaches

Postby Get Real! » Tue Sep 18, 2012 10:22 am

I wonder what a typical conversation is between two strangers at a nudist beach…

Woman: “Hi! So how’s your penis?”

Man: “Fine thank you… and your vagina?”

Woman: “It is fine too!”

Man: “Mmm, I see your breasts are hanging well.”

Woman: “Yeah, and so are your balls…”



Or do they completely avoid talking about their nakedness?

Man: “Mmm, fine weather we’re having…”

Woman: “Yeah, they said it’ll be this way till Tuesday!”

Man: “Excellent! That means we can spend more time pretending to be uninterested in each other’s genitalia!”

Woman: “Huh?”


:?
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Re: nudist beaches

Postby cyprusgrump » Tue Sep 18, 2012 11:52 am

bill cobbett wrote:No expert on the matter but this may be of help...

http://www.beacheszone.com/5-nude-beaches-cyprus.html


Do they import the water at Governor's beach? :shock:
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Re: nudist beaches

Postby Sotos » Wed Sep 19, 2012 5:40 pm

bill cobbett wrote:No expert on the matter but this may be of help...

http://www.beacheszone.com/5-nude-beaches-cyprus.html


In the past I've been to some of those of beaches and I never saw any nudists there. I guess what they mean is that those beaches have places to hide somewhat ... but that hardly makes them a "nudist beach"! I don't think there is any "official" nudist beach in Cyprus ... maybe it is even illegal to be totally nude in public.
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Re: nudist beaches

Postby Cap » Wed Sep 19, 2012 5:51 pm

Does Napa have any nudie beaches?
These lasses are apparently there. :lol:

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Re: nudist beaches

Postby supporttheunderdog » Fri Sep 21, 2012 6:16 am

cyprusgrump wrote:
bill cobbett wrote:No expert on the matter but this may be of help...

http://www.beacheszone.com/5-nude-beaches-cyprus.html


Do they import the water at Governor's beach? :shock:


Oil products.....water was Dasoudi in Germasogia, Limassol.
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Re: nudist beaches

Postby kafenes » Fri Sep 21, 2012 10:58 am

Get Real! wrote:I wonder what a typical conversation is between two strangers at a nudist beach…

Woman: “Hi! So how’s your penis?”

Man: “Fine thank you… and your vagina?”

Woman: “It is fine too!”

Man: “Mmm, I see your breasts are hanging well.”

Woman: “Yeah, and so are your balls…”



Or do they completely avoid talking about their nakedness?

Man: “Mmm, fine weather we’re having…”

Woman: “Yeah, they said it’ll be this way till Tuesday!”

Man: “Excellent! That means we can spend more time pretending to be uninterested in each other’s genitalia!”

Woman: “Huh?”


:?



Woman: "Hi, how's it hangin' ?"

Man: " Normally straight, but it's a little windy today".
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Re: nudist beaches

Postby Get Real! » Fri Sep 21, 2012 12:44 pm

kafenes wrote:Woman: "Hi, how's it hangin' ?"

Man: " Normally straight, but it's a little windy today".

Hey! Where have you been? :lol: Good to see you mate...
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