You lucky, lucky peeps, you've never had it so good.!!!...
For the sake of balance, one for the Two Countries Turkish Wannabees... and we all know there are plenty of those around.
This has to be favourite and funniest English Language Sketch of all times. Sure you'll all agree it's a gem.
Reminds in latter years of the CY negotiations where a zonal federation under a Strong Central Gov is mis-interpreted as Two Countries according to the Turkish Wannabees...
Anyway, enough with the politicking... Enjoy...