You lucky, luckeeeeeeey Greek Wannabess.
Get in the Pork Scratchings cos here's...
A Special Treat just for you for a Saturday Night, one of the highlights of English Humour with greek sub-titles.
... a tale of the Has-Been Parrot, the Past-It Parrot, a Parrot Living on Former Supposed Glories, a Parrot that's Breathed its Last Breath, an Ex-Parrot that Ain't Worth Resuscitating...
Enjoy...