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Re: Irish and British descendants of Turks?

Postby GreekIslandGirl » Fri Jul 27, 2012 3:50 pm

Get Real! wrote:
GreekIslandGirl wrote:Fibber.

Anyway, now this makes sense:

“One Turk equals the whole world.” Ataturk

- He must have meant one Turk inseminated the whole world.

Yeah, Adam was a Turk and Eve was Greek! :lol:


But, I thought you said there was no mention of Greeks in the Bible!

How odd. What does that make you?
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Re: Irish and British descendants of Turks?

Postby Hermes » Fri Jul 27, 2012 4:14 pm

Get Real is not descended from Greeks. His ancestors arrived in Cyprus on a spaceship. As this recent passport photograph of Get Real suggests:

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Re: Irish and British descendants of Turks?

Postby B25 » Fri Jul 27, 2012 4:30 pm

Who's a pretty boy then????
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Re: Irish and British descendants of Turks?

Postby barouti » Fri Jul 27, 2012 5:01 pm

kimon07 wrote:
kimon07 wrote: Correction: Mustafa-the Butcher-Kemal.


According to Mustafa, not only are Turks the mother of the northern Europeans but according to him Turks also civilized the world!

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As we all know, Mustafa was an alcoholic who eventually succumbed to cirrhosis of the liver. And especially after 1922, Mustafa was so consistently tanked-up that his drunken ramblings have now became Turkish nationalistic dogma. Conclusion: Turkish nationalism is a by-product of alcoholism.
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Re: Irish and British descendants of Turks?

Postby barouti » Fri Jul 27, 2012 5:07 pm

Hermes wrote:Get Real is not descended from Greeks. His ancestors arrived in Cyprus on a spaceship. As this recent passport photograph of Get Real suggests:

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GR is of this world. He had his epiphany after hearing Denktsh state the the only indigenous Cypriot is the donkey, and when he looked in the mirror and saw himself, that's when he declared: "OMG, I am that indigenous Cypriot!"

As for the mirror, this is what he saw:

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Re: Irish and British descendants of Turks?

Postby supporttheunderdog » Fri Jul 27, 2012 5:27 pm

Actually we are all African by descent!

Coming for a nibble, mosquitoes?
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Re: Irish and British descendants of Turks?

Postby GreekIslandGirl » Fri Jul 27, 2012 5:35 pm

supporttheunderdog wrote:Actually we are all African by descent!

Coming for a nibble, mosquitoes?


The Human race ...
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Re: Irish and British descendants of Turks?

Postby Get Real! » Fri Jul 27, 2012 5:55 pm

barouti wrote:GR is of this world. He had his epiphany after hearing Denktsh state the the only indigenous Cypriot is the donkey, and when he looked in the mirror and saw himself, that's when he declared: "OMG, I am that indigenous Cypriot!"

The Cyprus donkey has more intellect than all of you gypsy traitors put together! :lol:
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Re: Irish and British descendants of Turks?

Postby barouti » Fri Jul 27, 2012 6:08 pm

Get Real! wrote: The Cyprus donkey has more intellect than all of you gypsy traitors put together! :lol:


And the argument on behalf of the donkey is from an actual donkey!

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Re: Irish and British descendants of Turks?

Postby Get Real! » Fri Jul 27, 2012 6:10 pm

barouti wrote:
Get Real! wrote: The Cyprus donkey has more intellect than all of you gypsy traitors put together! :lol:


And the argument on behalf of the donkey is from an actual donkey!

So you’re a mathematician eh?

Why don’t you talk to us a little bit about the number zero?

Go on, give us 3-4 lines of enlightenment on that number…
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