English man, French man and a Cypriot were convicted to death for murder. They were all asked thier last wish before the execution.
The English man said I would like Earl Grey tea please.
The French man asks for a glass of Chateau Haut Brion.
The Cypriot said I want to discuss and solve the Cyprus problem
Englishman, a Frenchman and the Cypriot
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Englishman, a Frenchman and the Cypriot
by Lordo » Thu Jul 19, 2012 2:22 pm
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Re: Englishman, a Frenchman and the Cypriot
by MGCN » Thu Jul 19, 2012 2:27 pm
Lordo wrote:English man, French man and a Cypriot were convicted to death for murder. They were all asked thier last wish before the execution.
The English man said I would like Earl Grey tea please.
The French man asks for a glass of Chateau Haut Brion.
The Cypriot said I want to discuss and solve the Cyprus problem
according to some it was solved in 1974...
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Re: Englishman, a Frenchman and the Cypriot
by B25 » Thu Jul 19, 2012 2:27 pm
Lordo wrote:English man, French man and a Cypriot were convicted to death for murder. They were all asked thier last wish before the execution.
The English man said I would like Earl Grey tea please.
The French man asks for a glass of Chateau Haut Brion.
The Cypriot said "It wasn't me, not my fault, I don't even know where it is"
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Re: Englishman, a Frenchman and the Cypriot
by Lordo » Thu Jul 19, 2012 2:29 pm
You mean he said "I was at the other end of Cyprus when we did it"
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Re: Englishman, a Frenchman and the Cypriot
by bill cobbett » Thu Jul 19, 2012 2:58 pm
CY says... Can I listen to VP's never ending graphophone record?
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Re: Englishman, a Frenchman and the Cypriot
by CBBB » Thu Jul 19, 2012 3:10 pm
bill cobbett wrote:CY says... Can I listen to VP's never ending graphophone record?
He opted for death by boring?
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Re: Englishman, a Frenchman and the Cypriot
by GreekIslandGirl » Thu Jul 19, 2012 3:22 pm
Lordo wrote:English man, French man and a Cypriot were convicted to death for murder. They were all asked thier last wish before the execution.
The English man said I would like Earl Grey tea please.
The French man asks for a glass of Chateau Haut Brion.
The Cypriot said bring me an honest Turk.
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Re: Englishman, a Frenchman and the Cypriot
by Lordo » Thu Jul 19, 2012 3:34 pm
GreekIslandGirl wrote:Lordo wrote:English man, French man and a Cypriot were convicted to death for murder. They were all asked thier last wish before the execution.
The English man said I would like Earl Grey tea please.
The French man asks for a glass of Chateau Haut Brion.
The Cypriot said bring me an honest Greek.
Now that makes perfect sense.
What was it Paxo asked, why are all greeks liars?
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Re: Englishman, a Frenchman and the Cypriot
by kimon07 » Wed Aug 22, 2012 7:59 pm
MGCN wrote:Lordo wrote:English man, French man and a Cypriot were convicted to death for murder. They were all asked thier last wish before the execution.
The English man said I would like Earl Grey tea please.
The French man asks for a glass of Chateau Haut Brion.
The Cypriot said I want to discuss and solve the Cyprus problem
according to some it was solved in 1974...
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Re: Englishman, a Frenchman and the Cypriot
by kimon07 » Wed Aug 22, 2012 8:13 pm
Have you heard the one about the three candidates (German, English and Greek) to be the first astronauts to be send to the moon?
The Committee asks a German candidate why he wants to go and how much he wants.
The German says he wants to do it for the glory of the fatherland and wants 1MUS$ for his family in case he doesn't return.
The English man wants to do it for the Queen and asks for 2MUS$ (one for the family and one for income tax).
The Greek asks for 3MUS$. When asked why so much he says:
Well, 1M for me, 1M for you honorable gentlemen of the Committee and we give the other 1M to the German to go.
The Committee asks a German candidate why he wants to go and how much he wants.
The German says he wants to do it for the glory of the fatherland and wants 1MUS$ for his family in case he doesn't return.
The English man wants to do it for the Queen and asks for 2MUS$ (one for the family and one for income tax).
The Greek asks for 3MUS$. When asked why so much he says:
Well, 1M for me, 1M for you honorable gentlemen of the Committee and we give the other 1M to the German to go.
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