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[theodosia]

A wife stands naked in front of her husband. She asks him "what turns you n more, My pretty face or my sexy body?"
He replies- " your sense of humour"

[theodosia]

a woman died and went to heaven, when she reached the pearly gates st Christoper let her in.
she could hear a female screaming and she asked st Christoper what is wrong with her? he said "she is having holes drilled into her back for her angel wings" a bit later she heard the female screaming again and asked st Christopher what is wrong with her now? he said "she is having a hole drilled into her head so she can have her halo fitted".
the woman said "fuck that i would rather go to hell" st Christoper said " you don't want to do that, you will get raped!" the woman replied " but at least i have a hole for that!"

[repulsewarrior]

In the begining, God created earth and rested. Then god created man and rested. Then god created woman. Since then, neither god nor man has rested.

[theodosia]

In the begining, God created earth and rested. Then god created man and rested. Then god created woman. Since then, neither god nor man has rested.

was with friends last night and i was telling them these jokes!