theodosia has some jokes
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Re: theodosia has some jokes
by theodosia » Tue Jul 10, 2012 11:31 am
They say 50% of all marriages end in divorce. That's not as bad as it sounds, considering that the other 50% end in death.
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Re: theodosia has some jokes
by theodosia » Tue Jul 10, 2012 11:34 am
In the begining, God created earth and rested. Then god created man and rested. Then god created woman. Since then, neither god nor man has rested.
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Re: theodosia has some jokes
by Get Real! » Tue Jul 10, 2012 2:03 pm
theodosia wrote:In the begining, God created earth and rested. Then god created man and rested. Then god created woman. Since then, neither god nor man has rested.
God has sex?
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Re: theodosia has some jokes
by theodosia » Tue Jul 10, 2012 5:26 pm
Get Real! wrote:theodosia wrote:In the begining, God created earth and rested. Then god created man and rested. Then god created woman. Since then, neither god nor man has rested.
God has sex?
maybe 
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Re: theodosia has some jokes
by B25 » Tue Jul 10, 2012 5:29 pm
theodosia wrote:Get Real! wrote:theodosia wrote:In the begining, God created earth and rested. Then god created man and rested. Then god created woman. Since then, neither god nor man has rested.
God has sex?
He menas Gender, only a naughty mind would think that.
Maybe you are looking for a BF.-
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Re: theodosia has some jokes
by theodosia » Tue Jul 10, 2012 6:21 pm
aha..yes i understand, but to be fair it could be read either way. And nooooooooo im not looking for a boyfriend hahaha...
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Re: theodosia has some jokes
by theodosia » Tue Jul 10, 2012 6:33 pm
If a man is writhing on your bed, gasping for air and calling your name,you didn't hold the pillow over his face for long enough. 
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Re: theodosia has some jokes
by wyoming cowboy » Tue Jul 10, 2012 9:38 pm
theodosia wrote:In the begining, God created earth and rested. Then god created man and rested. Then god created woman. Since then, neither god nor man has rested.
Oh ... I get it, God is busy writing down the sins that man commits with women around...
pretty good anecdote-
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Re: theodosia has some jokes
by theodosia » Wed Jul 11, 2012 7:23 pm
wyoming cowboy wrote:theodosia wrote:In the begining, God created earth and rested. Then god created man and rested. Then god created woman. Since then, neither god nor man has rested.
Oh ... I get it, God is busy writing down the sins that man commits with women around...
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Re: theodosia has some jokes
by theodosia » Thu Jul 19, 2012 6:51 pm
2 indian junkies accidentally snorted curry powder insteed of cocaine. Both were rushed to hospital...one's in a korma, the other's got a dodgy tikka.
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