barouti wrote:
theodosia wrote: we also look in the mirrow, check our hair, makeup and straighten our clothes and spray some perfume.
'Thanks', replied Eve.' What is it called'? God smiled back as he answered, 'Multiple orgasms'.
barouti wrote:theodosia wrote: we also look in the mirrow, check our hair, makeup and straighten our clothes and spray some perfume.
And gossip...you forgot to mention you also gossip in there.
Re:'Thanks', replied Eve.' What is it called'? God smiled back as he answered, 'Multiple orgasms'.
Yeah, that's true. But us guys, well, one is all we really need before we go bragging to the whole wide world...
Sex jokes:
Why do women fake orgasms ? Because they think men care.
Why did God give women orgasms? So they've got something else to moan about!
Why do women close their eyes during sex? They can't stand to see a man having a good time.
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