Really didn't know whether to put this one in the Jpkes section.
The Spokesperson for Turkey and the Settlers Dervis Eroglu Pasha has made the most ridiculous claim ever heard of in the problem of Turkey in Cyprus.
Hope you're all sitting down and not too far from a General Hospital cos you may need one after hearing this one...
Eroglu is claiming that as you read this there are 3,000 PKK Terrorists being trained in Camps in the Free Areas of Cyprus and that in recent years 15,000 have been trained in insurrection in these camps in Cyprus.
The story appears in the Fam Gazette... and it's not in the jokes section.