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by **bill cobbett** » Fri Jun 15, 2012 6:45 pm

This is remarkably remarkable even by the standards of the Failed Terrorist State known by some as Turkey - Kurdistan.

A man who is deaf, who is unable to speak and can't read or write may face 25 years in a Turkish Jail as he is to be prosecuted on alleged TERRORISM CHARGES for having a LEMON in his possession!!!, ... and not even a WHOLE LEMON!!!

The only evidence against him is not just a lemon...

... but HALF A LEMON!!!!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-18462421

by **Maximus** » Fri Jun 15, 2012 6:53 pm

If you was his defense lawyer, how would you argue his case? :lol:

by **bill cobbett** » Fri Jun 15, 2012 6:55 pm

Maximus wrote:If you was his defense lawyer, how would you argue his case?

Err... off the top of head...

Me Laud, if it please the Court,... my client was looking forward to an afternoon aperitif on a blistering hot day and wanted a slice of lemon for his Gin and Tonic.

by **Maximus** » Fri Jun 15, 2012 6:57 pm

by **barouti** » Fri Jun 15, 2012 7:28 pm

"Lemon can ease the effects of tear gas."

OMG! :lol:

"The BBC's Jonathan Head in Istanbul says Turkey's judiciary often administers harsh penalties on bafflingly slight evidence."

Wow, really? :lol:

Turcoland for you, where men are men and donkeys are nervous.

It's not only lemons but also our feathered friends that are trying to bring down all-mighty Turcoland (pls refer to Boom-Boom's arguments)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-18092775

To quote: "They called the police after deciding its nostrils were unusually large and may have carried a microchip fitted by Israeli intelligence for spying."

The unusually larged nostrils! That's what caught out Mossad!

Ok, I'll guess the responses from the "neo-Cypriots" to defend the Turkish actions:

Mr Ed: : "It's the common currency me tells ya.."
Boom-Boom: "I'll post half-a-dozen irrelevant articles...dont shoot the messenger :lol:

"
Banananioti: "The Greek nationlists are too blame...ffs Turks, love me!!!"
Mr Limey: "Cyprus was never Greek...ok, irrelevant to the topic but I found an opportunity to sneak it in.."

Did you also know Belgians are actually Turks!

http://www.brusselsjournal.com/node/2844

by **Cap** » Fri Jun 15, 2012 7:38 pm

And Expatkiwi, the product of Anatolian seed, dared to undermine the superior Cypriot gene, by claiming to dump his nonexistant Euro's when Cyprus takes over the EU presidency.

Wiser to burn your terror Lira's dude.

by **CBBB** » Fri Jun 15, 2012 7:58 pm

The bloke must be a lemon Kurd!!!

by **bsharpish** » Fri Jun 15, 2012 8:01 pm

Ahh but if you take half a lemon, a chemist, a vast amount of time and A lot of imagination ...... Next stop nuclear weapon.

This guy had to be punished as I'm sure he'd have caused someone to cry " WMD" and next thing 50,000 highly armed rednecks would come charging over the hill.

I say hang the bastard ... He's a threat to world peace. :roll: