Cyprus-Forum.com

[boomerang]

This photo which is going around the web right now proves Greece’s and Greeks’ innocence. Over 2 Billion users of Facebook and twitter have shared it. The Greek crsis must probably be the biggest global, intergalactic conspiracy ever made. IT was all planned in order to buy Greece cheaply, to get their hands on Greece’s oils and mineral wealth. Unfortunately for them last sunday when Greece was on fire a valiant photographer took a picture which shows all the ones behind the conspiracy. Here is the picture which has NOT been photoshopped. One can clearly distinguish the following figures: Yoda the Jedi teacher alongside Ms Merkel. Mr Soros is captured by the photographer’s Lens alongside with a sign and his name.

E.T. must have probably been accidentally there. While E.T. appears on the photo there are not sufficient evidence to link him with the Greek conspiracy. Last but not least the quintessential Jew, He gloats while Athens is burning. Here they are the epople who created the mess in Greece.

Ms. Merkel was selling German products to Greeks (which they were FORCE to buy) like Mercedes, BMWs, Porsche and etc in order to conquer them later. Yoda wanted to buy some islands to go and train alongside Luke Skywalker. SOros has made over 100 TRILLION of dollars by exploiting financial markets. The Jew, is well a zionist no more argument needed. E.T. might be innocent.

there you have it the truth is out...

[kimon07]

@ Boomerang.

You have probably noticed that during the past two months or so, the level of the subjects brought up in this forum and the quality of the arguments have improved considerably and my feeling is that they will keep improving.

Let us keep it that way. Shall we please? You can always keep posting irrelevant and biased trash "down under" can't you? No need to move it in here again is there?

[boomerang]

evidence surfacing once again lending credence to the german conspiracy...who would have thought, these sneaky conniving germans...were the masterminds...

Greece Must Bend Over for the Money

Written by Jack Getze
Sunday, 5 February 2012

ATHENS -- At a secret meeting outside the city last night, the so-called "troika" of the European Union, the European Central Bank, and the International Monetary Fund told Greek officials that, if they want a second round of bailout money, Greek workers will have to stick existing pensions "up their collective butt," according to a source in attendance.

Charles Dallara, chairman of the Institute for International Finance (IFF) and the chief negotiator representing Greece's bondholders, told reporters, "We are ready to take a 60% haircut in principal and a reduction in the interest rate. It's that crazy chick from Germany who says the Greeks have to raise the retirement age to 85."

A spokesman for German Chancellor Angela Merkel issued a denial: "Ms. Merkel said nothing of the sort, nor was she the cause of last night's breakdown in negotiations. All she asked for was another platter of gyros."

give her a gyros ffs...

[observer]

Do you know, after reading the thread 'Greek mess' and all the Greeks blaming of others I came to this one and thought that it was totally true until I realised that Merkel is a fictional character used to frighten Greek governments.

[kurupetos]

Almost there now...

[boomerang]

don't worry about ze germans and constipated theories...the greeks have more pressing issues right now...

Greeks hold a competition to name their new currency

Written by IainB
Tuesday, 22 May 2012

With the news that they will be thrown out of the Euro, the Greeks now have the decision to make of what to call their new currency.

"We could go back to the Drachma," said head of the Greek Mint, Polo Trebor. "It's got bad memories though."

Instead of naming the currency something that the Greek people don't like, it has been decided to hold a competition where people can submit ideas.

"Once we've got a few ideas," said Trebor, "we'll have a phone vote. We need to put something on the national television channel that doesn't cost a lot of money. And could generate some."

There have already been a few ideas for the new currency.

"A current favourite is the Lira," said Trebor. "Mainly because it's expected that we'll have runaway inflation inside six months. I guess the Zimbabwe Dollar is already taken."

Also leading the pack is the Uroe, a Greek spin on what has become a traditional favourite, like hummus flavoured ice-cream.

"Personally, I like the idea of a Uroe. I also think an Orue would be a good name," said Trebor.

Whatever the outcome of the phone vote, there will be a lot of work ahead of the Greek Mint as they have to design and print a whole new currency for an entire nation.

"The only thing in our favour is that everybody in Greece is used to having no money," said Trebor. "So while we wait for the currency to dry, it'll be situation normal."

In line with currency production, wallet and purse production will also be ramped up so that when people do have money again, be it Orue, Uroe or, Trebor's favourite named after him and the place he works, that people will have somewhere to put their new found wealth and watch it devaluate faster than a balloon turns to useless plastic when blown up using dynamite.

[boomerang]

Waste management company to bid for Greece

Let's clean it up boys.

The downgrading of Greece to Junk Status has attracted the attention of a waste management company, who are considering a takeover bid for the country.

A spokesman said that "We operate wherever junk and waste are plentiful and Greece would be an ideal candidate for our long term portfolio."

It is understood that some German companies who were considering a rival bid have pulled out after looking at the books.

"We have concerns that the business will need more capital injection than our shareholders are willing to provide," said Angela Smirkel chairwoman of Germany Plc.

No Greek spokesmen were available for comment as they were all in Cyprus transferring assets to banks outside the country.

and when the job finishes they should bid for the cyprus contract....