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[Schnauzer]

Erm... let's have a think.... oooh, yes def... back to a certain date in July 1974 and do whatever could to stop the "Motherlands" and others screwing up CY.

Dont mean to be too far out.....but since present day scientist are close to discovering the so called "God Particle" and the theory of multiple universes close to being proven, wouldnt a future cypriot lets say 1000 years from now have the same idea to come back and warn people of the invasion by turkey and why didnt that future cypriot do it? just a thought

He could have been a Turk in disguise and took a bribe.

[kurupetos]

Erm... let's have a think.... oooh, yes def... back to a certain date in July 1974 and do whatever could to stop the "Motherlands" and others screwing up CY.

I primarily blame the US. I would go back to 1492 and kill Columbus.

[Schnauzer]

I primarily blame the US. I would go back to 1492 and kill Columbus.

If you did that, you would be saving me a trip. (a bit deep that one)

[GreekIslandGirl]

... since present day scientist are close to discovering the so called "God Particle" ...

That was actually called the "goddamn particle" but it was shortened to avoid offending.

[Get Real!]

I like time machines…

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The time machine travels back to the 18th of July 1974…

GR: “Hey Samson, you’ve got a big day tomorrow!”

Samson: “Why what’s happening???”

GR: “It’s your funeral!”

A single shot with a Smith & Wesson Model 500, in his useless brain puts him out of his misery!

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The time machine travels back to 1200BC and some Slavic hobo in a boat attempts to land on a Cypriot shore…

GR: “And where do you think you’re going?”

Hobo: “I’ve come to colonize this island!”

GR: “Beat it before I colonize your colon!”

The hobo resists and unkie shoves a paddle up his arse!

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The time machine travels back to 1570AD where a bunch of Ottoman gypsies attempt to land on a shore near Limassol…

GR: “Are you tourists?”

Gypsy: “Nope! We’re Ottoman invaders and we’ve come to terrorize your island!”

GR: “Well you can start by terrorizing this!”

Unkie produces a Gatling and unleashes the lead on the gypsies!

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The time machine travels back to 2004 where an excited Limassolean is frantically trying to setup an online forum…

GR: “Don’t do it dude!”

Admin: “Why not? I’m curious to hear what all these Turkish Cypriots have to say!”

GR: “Trust me! You’re just gonna waste everyone’s time for nothing!”

Admin: “Hey! You can’t tell me what to do… this is going ahead!”

GR: “Yeah, well so is this…”

Unkie gives Admin’s PC a free hardware upgrade…

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More to come...

[bill cobbett]

At the mo, answers to questions going through mind...

To be on the shores of Eastern England sometime between 400 and 600AD to see if there really was an Anglo-Saxon Invasion. The Invasion that has left so little evidence of battle-fields, war-graves, dislocations etc.

To be at Stonehenge in around 1500-2000BC too see what really was going on there.

...oh and to be in Farnham, Surrey, England in around 1820AD to say hello to someone.

[Get Real!]

...oh and to be in Farnham, Surrey, England in around 1820AD to say hello to someone.

[ZoC]

...oh and to be in Farnham, Surrey, England in around 1820AD to say hello to someone.

sorry billy, we'll have to take a rain check on our 1820 appointment. i'm double-booked. over in greece... wouldn't miss it for the world. it's the war of independence next year and yialoser's polishing kolokotronis's helmet.

[bill cobbett]

...oh and to be in Farnham, Surrey, England in around 1820AD to say hello to someone.

sorry billy, we'll have to take a rain check on our 1820 appointment. i'm double-booked. over in greece... wouldn't miss it for the world. it's the war of independence next year and yialoser's polishing kolokotronis's helmet.

oh... hope he's using a good deal of vaseline mate.

[repulsewarrior]

Erm... let's have a think.... oooh, yes def... back to a certain date in July 1974 and do whatever could to stop the "Motherlands" and others screwing up CY.

Dont mean to be too far out.....but since present day scientist are close to discovering the so called "God Particle" and the theory of multiple universes close to being proven, wouldnt a future cypriot lets say 1000 years from now have the same idea to come back and warn people of the invasion by turkey and why didnt that future cypriot do it? just a thought

...maybe he/she are on their way here, but as usual they are just late.