You can just picture it, can't you.
A romantic candlelit meal for 2 under the stars a full moon on the beach, listening to the waves in the sea crashing against themselves and rocks, you're both drinking a glass of wine, they are staring into each others eyes when he says to her in such a gentle and soft voice "217.74.164.69 on port 553 from Russia elapsed in 1649 ms though it doesn't support SSL"
I see what you mean Lana, very romantic code