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[nasos007]

A virgin marries a man from Athens, and before the Wedding her father gives her a warning. "Because your husband is Greek, he may ask you to turn the other way in bed," he cautions. "But remember, my dear---- you dont have to if you dont want to."

On their honeymoon, the couple are having sex when the husband asks his new wife to turn over.

"No," she refuses."I don't have to do this."

"Ok," he replies. "But you're the one who wants childern."









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disclaimer: hope this hasn't appeared previously. hope this joke reaches the parts that others haven't reached.

[Sotos]

"Ok," he replies. "But you're the one who wants childern."

I didn't get it

[dms007]

they were having sex such a way that it is biologically impossible for a woman to get pregnant.
in simple words, it was the wrong hole.

[nasos007]

they were having sex such a way that it is biologically impossible for a woman to get pregnant.
in simple words, it was the wrong hole.

very well put. it does make the joke better, for those who didn't get it the first time
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[nasos007]

actually, i claimed that the joke above was the oldest greek joke. funnily enough this is completely wrong. as you can imagine there were comic hyeroglyphs (sp?) and even an ancient greek joke book (this was actually written in the 4th century but it is a collection of older jokes).

reference: Philogelos, The Laughter Lover

kalh sas mera, have a nice day,
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