Two penniless young students, one from the Czech Republic and the other from Poland, were in such financial difficulty that they decided to share a single room in order to make ends meet.
Their Landlord was a little reluctant to allow the arrangement since they appeared to be 'A bit odd', but agreed with the arrangement providing they were not an annoyance to other residents in the house.
They were obliged to share a single bed and on the first night, a very strange thing happened.
The Polish chap dreamt that he had won the 'Euro Millions Lottery', he awoke with a shout and found the cheque stuck up his arse.
The Landlord heard the shout and rushed into the room to find out what was wrong and said, "Well I DID think you were a pair of wierdo's, but one of you is completely up the Pole!".