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So what can billions of dollars buy you?

How can we solve it? (keep it civilized)

If Cyprus had billions of dollars to buy a CyProb solution I would choose…

1. A bribe for the occupier to abandon Cypriot territory.
3
30%
2. A bribe for the UNSC to issue a binding resolution in Cyprus' favor.
0
No votes
3. A bribe for a superpower to do Cyprus' dirty work.
3
30%
4. The hiring of agents and military contractors to do Cyprus' dirty work.
1
10%
5. The purchase of an endless supply of Greek history books and pom-pom shoes.
1
10%
6. Some other investment explained below...
2
20%
 
Total votes : 10

Re: So what can billions of dollars buy you?

Postby GreekIslandGirl » Thu Feb 02, 2012 9:33 pm

Get Real! wrote:
GreekIslandGirl wrote:The superpower I would bribe to help Cyprus is the EU. They already have a vested interest and a little more persuasion might just do the trick. :)

I don't believe in spreading my loyalties too thinly.

I'm shocked you didn't go for #5! :?



What, throw the books at them? :roll:
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Re: So what can billions of dollars buy you?

Postby Schnauzer » Thu Feb 02, 2012 9:54 pm

Option 4, a nicely engineered 'False Flag' operation which leaves the EU with no alternative but to kick the shite out of the Turks for daring to make an unprovoked attack upon one of it's member states.

Those that are well able to set up such an undercover operation, are STILL in positions of power and well schooled in the manoeuvres required to guarantee success.

The result?, peace on the Island, a rebirth of the Cypriot culture (as was in the days of old) and a new prosperity for ALL Cypriots (providing Israel agrees of course). :wink:
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Re: So what can billions of dollars buy you?

Postby kurupetos » Thu Feb 02, 2012 10:01 pm

Get Real! wrote:
GreekIslandGirl wrote:The superpower I would bribe to help Cyprus is the EU. They already have a vested interest and a little more persuasion might just do the trick. :)

I don't believe in spreading my loyalties too thinly.

I'm shocked you didn't go for #5! :?

Ditto! :D
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Re: So what can billions of dollars buy you?

Postby supporttheunderdog » Thu Feb 02, 2012 10:55 pm

kurupetos wrote:
Get Real! wrote:
GreekIslandGirl wrote:The superpower I would bribe to help Cyprus is the EU. They already have a vested interest and a little more persuasion might just do the trick. :)

I don't believe in spreading my loyalties too thinly.

I'm shocked you didn't go for #5! :?

Ditto! :D


I am with GIG on No 3 though I am less fussy about which super power.

No 5 is defintely out: you forgot to include the Fustanelas, for the Skirt lifters to wear.
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Re: So what can billions of dollars buy you?

Postby Get Real! » Thu Feb 02, 2012 11:50 pm

ViPopoulos, aren't you going to vote in here? :?
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Re: So what can billions of dollars buy you?

Postby Paphitis » Fri Feb 03, 2012 3:01 am

The EU will need far more than mere bribery!

They will need to grow some bollocks as beforehand just to show us they are capable of being taken seriously! :lol:
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Re: So what can billions of dollars buy you?

Postby Kikapu » Fri Feb 03, 2012 8:55 pm

Get Real! wrote:Kikapu, do you honestly believe that TCs are capable of managing a specific territory on Cyprus without tolerating Turkish interferences?

Unlike the GCs whose “Greekness” is politically manufactured myth, the TCs are TRULLY Turkish Kiakpu, so they can never feel away from home among Turks!


I agree with you, that I wouldn't trust any of those clowns, the so called TC leaders in the north. They being such puppets for the last 50 years or so couldn't find their own tongue in their own mouths if they tried to look for it. The only thing they know is having some one's hand up their butts to make them move and pretend to be talking. With this kind of payment to the 100,000 settlers, they will need to group together and elect a moderate TC, perhaps someone like our friend "Iceman" to make the call once elected. We are talking about a FULL EU Principles to apply at a Federal System or a Unitary state with ZERO derogation. The BBF conceived in the 70's would become Null & Void. The settlers will love to crap all over the arrogant TC leaders in power right now with all the money they have, mostly gotten from selling stolen GC properties. It will be a payback time. They will get their EU citizenship to vacate the north and eventually $100,000 in their pockets. It would be a win-win situation.
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Re: So what can billions of dollars buy you?

Postby humanist » Fri Feb 03, 2012 9:01 pm

FREEDOM ? EXO I TOURKI APO TIN KYPRO
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Re: So what can billions of dollars buy you?

Postby Viewpoint » Fri Feb 03, 2012 9:14 pm

Kikapu wrote:
Get Real! wrote:Kikapu, do you honestly believe that TCs are capable of managing a specific territory on Cyprus without tolerating Turkish interferences?

Unlike the GCs whose “Greekness” is politically manufactured myth, the TCs are TRULLY Turkish Kiakpu, so they can never feel away from home among Turks!


I agree with you, that I wouldn't trust any of those clowns, the so called TC leaders in the north. They being such puppets for the last 50 years or so couldn't find their own tongue in their own mouths if they tried to look for it. The only thing they know is having some one's hand up their butts to make them move and pretend to be talking. With this kind of payment to the 100,000 settlers, they will need to group together and elect a moderate TC, perhaps someone like our friend "Iceman" to make the call once elected. We are talking about a FULL EU Principles to apply at a Federal System or a Unitary state with ZERO derogation. The BBF conceived in the 70's would become Null & Void. The settlers will love to crap all over the arrogant TC leaders in power right now with all the money they have, mostly gotten from selling stolen GC properties. It will be a payback time. They will get their EU citizenship to vacate the north and eventually $100,000 in their pockets. It would be a win-win situation.


:lol:
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Re: So what can billions of dollars buy you?

Postby yialousa1971 » Sat Feb 04, 2012 3:59 am

A new brain for GR. :?
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