by Azeroglu » Fri Sep 23, 2005 9:21 pm
WOW...Armenian Cypriot...you have changed my mind!!! I am now on your side!!! Thank you for convincing me!!! From now on your cause is my cause! I really support your peace operation in Karabagh! And we should both thank peace-loving Iran that is exporting her peaceful revolution for making the Karabagh peace operation possible. I agree with you totally, it was a peace operation...how could I have been so blind as not to see it? Armenia's number one trading partner, supplier of natural gas, supplier of oil, number one friend in the region and conduit for the export of Armenia's goods are the peace loving mullahs of the "Islamic" Republic, and Iran's interest in the nuclear field is only for peaceful purposes. And as someone who has Iranian citizenship I would love to see Iran elect an Armenian president, and all he has to do is cut off one inch of extra foreskin off his male organ, and be circumcised. As someone who also has Lebanese citizenship, and whose mother traces her ancestry back to Phoenicians and Can'aanites 5, 000 years ago I am glad my other country is host to Armenians who have been there 200 years. And no need for Azeris in Iran to clamor for linguistic and cultural independence, as long as Armenians have theirs, I am OK with that.
I hereby give up my Azeri national aspirations, and swear allegiance to the flag of Greater Haistan, which unfortunately has only been able to reclaim Nagorno-Karabagh, and I hope it will soon also reclaim Nakhichevan, Sakartvelo (the current Republic of Georgia), Chechnya, Dagistan, Ossetia, Ingushetia, and the entire Caucasus. Armenia should be the sole dominating power in the Kafkaz. The entire Caucasus belongs to Armenia. Tats, Talysh, Azeris, Abkhaz, Lezgis, Circassians, etc. etc. will all have protected rights in Greater Haistan.
But Armenian, I would not be happy if Armenia did not reclaim Mt. Ararat from Turkey. Mt. Ararat belongs to Armenia, lock, stock and barrel...SEE, Armenian...I all of a sudden had an epiphany, and was illuminated and enlightened by you, and would love to be a disciple of you from now on...I cannot but agree with all of your valid points! Armenia should not limit itself to Karabagh alone...there can be no Armenia without Van, Bitlis and Ani either...I want to see Armenia take action and reclaim those cities as well.
You are after all the first country to make Christianity the state religion, and it shouldn't matter that your Gregorian Church accepts only four out of the seven Ecumenical Councils, and is Monophysitic. You are a light to all of us Christians as well. The Catholicos Vazgen should become another Makarios and hero for the Armenian people...I urge him to speak for the Armenians in Azerbaijan, and come up with a new Constitution for Azerbaijan that would give Armenians an edge in government representation.
The Armenian Quarter in Jerusalem should expand to include the entire Old City as well...since you can pass as Arabs, why not make the Arab part Armenian as well?
Also, there should be an independant Armenian enclave in Lebanon, especially in Antelias, and being part Lebanese I will definitely see to that.
I am so proud that the United States my country of birth, as well as Iran and Lebanon, the countries where my parents were born, are host to so many Armenians.
I am just begininning to learn Armenian...how about inch beses? shat lav? gavris? zhama kanie? I want to change my identity too! From now on my name is Aram Bagdasarian. I will start posting under that name.
I also have cause to celebrate...Nagorno-Karabagh has 5 friends now...but Armenian, we need to catch up with the TRNC, since they are batting at 8 Turkic Republics who have trade relations with them, so we need to look for five more to be two ahead of them...am I doing the math right by the way? And again, one of those friends is Iran's Mullahcracy, and they will never let us down.
Let us sing the Armenian national anthem together: Garun, garun, garune, sirun, sirun, sirune...I forget the rest of the lyrics...By the way I think Charles Aznavour, Sylvie Vartan and Cher (American rock star born Cherylin Sarkissian) would be great P.R. people for Armenia, and should be elected to at least one term in office for the Armenian presidency.
Armenian...let us be friends and compatriots in one United Greater Armenia...Long Live Haistan!!!