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Three aussie blokes working up on an outback mobile phone tower: Paphitis, Coot and Bluey .

As they start their descent, Coot slips, falls off the tower and is killed instantly.
As the ambulance takes the body away, Bluey says,
'Well, bugger me, someone's gotta go and tell Coot's wife.

Paphitis says,
'OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it.'

Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Beer. Bluey says, 'Where'd you get the grog, Paphitis?'

'Coot's wife gave it to me,' Paphitis replies.
'That's unbelievable, you told the Missus her husband was dead and she gave you a case of beer?'
'Well, not exactly', Paphitis says. 'When she answered the door, I said to her, "you must be Coot's widow."
She said, 'You must be mistaken. I'm not a widow.'

Then I said, 'I'll betcha a case of beer you are.'

Aussies are good at that sensitive stuff.

[Paphitis]

Now that is what I call a funny joke.

Nothing racist, personal or malicious about it. Just funny!

[bill cobbett]

Is it true that the plural of you is youse in Oz?
... and Australia is pronounced without the i ?

[Paphitis]

Oh yous blokes are just taking the piss!

[bill cobbett]

Oh yous blokes are just taking the piss!

Nothing personal mate, we'll take the piss out of anyone.

Have a stumpy on ous ...

[Paphitis]

Oh yous blokes are just taking the piss!

Nothing personal mate, we'll take the piss out of anyone.

Have a stumpy on ous ...

No worries mate, ous blokes in Oz even take the piss out of ourselves, especially after a raiding the home brew set up in the back shed.

But look, we also have our ways with the sheilas as our manners always improve after a few VBs.

Now, I got to go to the pawn shop and buy GIGs wedding ring. Bill, spot me a 20 mate!

[yialousa1971]

Three aussie blokes working up on an outback mobile phone tower: Paphitis, Coot and Bluey .

As they start their descent, Coot slips, falls off the tower and is killed instantly.
As the ambulance takes the body away, Bluey says,
'Well, bugger me, someone's gotta go and tell Coot's wife.

Paphitis says,
'OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it.'

Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Beer. Bluey says, 'Where'd you get the grog, Paphitis?'

'Coot's wife gave it to me,' Paphitis replies.
'That's unbelievable, you told the Missus her husband was dead and she gave you a case of beer?'
'Well, not exactly', Paphitis says. 'When she answered the door, I said to her, "you must be Coot's widow."
She said, 'You must be mistaken. I'm not a widow.'

Then I said, 'I'll betcha a case of beer you are.'

Aussies are good at that sensitive stuff.

Paphitis gets bluey all to himself.

[supporttheunderdog]

and here is a link to song I learnt from the Hamersly Hash House Harriers, as great a group of mates (from Perth WA) one could ever wish to drink and sing with!

[url}http://www.horntip.com/mp3/fieldwork/horntip_collection/s/sudsucking_bigfoot_and_enter_the_gerbil/2004-05-15/all_australians_born_illegitimate.htm[/url]

[supporttheunderdog]

An Australian Lady was discussing where to go on Holiday - one of her friends said "go to England" -

She thought for a bit and said

"Nah! that's where all the Crims came from!"

[bill cobbett]

Reh Stud, do you mean...

http://www.horntip.com/mp3/fieldwork/horntip_collection/s/sudsucking_bigfoot_and_enter_the_gerbil/2004-05-15/all_australians_born_illegitimate.htm ...?

Are you sure you ain't been drinking?