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[CBBB]

I know the Cyprus problem is complicated, but it is about to get even worse.

I have realised that as a Cypriot citizen who is not ethnically Turkish or Greek, that my human rights are being violated by the UN by not including me in the negotiations process and not taking into account my right to have an equal share of power in any new constitution as demanded by another ethnic minority.

To be fair I will invite other similar legally established ethnic minorities to join me in my campaign, so I will begin by having negotiations with the Armenians, Maronites, Latins, Pontians, Peyians, Russo-Kypri, Tseri-Bulgars, and of course our one Khirokitian, GR. If there are any that I have missed out please let me know. So on this basis (unless more communities come forward) we will each have 10% of the power in the new central Government. I will also demand my turn in the rotating presidency, which will probably work out to about 1 week every 10 years.

The demand that I will never compromise on is my 10% share of our natural resources.

I am willing to return a certain amount of territory, and my initial offer is the small flowerbed to the left of my front gate. I will also accept freedom of movement, but when you come to visit the ARC bring a case of KEO with you. Work has also started on our own airport, I have painted a big H on the roof of my house for helicopters and I am researching where to put the runway for planes.

Long live the Aglangia Republic of Cyprus!

[Piratis]

we will each have 10% of the power in the new central Government

Just 10%? Don't you want political equality which according to some means 50% power for each minority? (it doesn't work mathematically but I was told mathematics are irrelevant when it comes to Cyprus)

[Paphitis]

and of course our one Khirokitian, GR.

You can make that 2 Khirokitians thanks.

I also propose that all illegal settlers such as YiaLoser, Kurepettos and the wicked witch of the west be sent back to their motherland (Albania) where they clearly belong.

Oh, and any aliens wishing to visit the Republic of Choirokitia, must bring a bottle of JD and Glenfiddich and the said republic still maintains dejure sovereigthy over all of your sorry arses because we were the first here and the rest of you are just filthy migrants and a good source of slave labour!

[CBBB]

and of course our one Khirokitian, GR.

You can make that 2 Khirokitians thanks.

I also propose that all illegal settlers such as YiaLoser, Kurepettos and the wicked witch of the west be sent back to their motherland (Albania) where they clearly belong.

Oh, and any aliens wishing to visit the Republic of Choirokitia, must bring a bottle of JD and Glenfiddich and the said republic still maintains dejure sovereigthy over all of your sorry arses because we were the first here and the rest of you are just filthy migrants and a good source of slave labour!

But you bastards ate all of the pygmy-hippos, so you lose a few points for that!

[Paphitis]

and of course our one Khirokitian, GR.

You can make that 2 Khirokitians thanks.

I also propose that all illegal settlers such as YiaLoser, Kurepettos and the wicked witch of the west be sent back to their motherland (Albania) where they clearly belong.

Oh, and any aliens wishing to visit the Republic of Choirokitia, must bring a bottle of JD and Glenfiddich and the said republic still maintains dejure sovereigthy over all of your sorry arses because we were the first here and the rest of you are just filthy migrants and a good source of slave labour!

But you bastards ate all of the pygmy-hippos, so you lose a few points for that!

We made those points up when we invented the Souvla from back in the day when pygmy-hippos were a delicacy.

[CBBB]

and of course our one Khirokitian, GR.

You can make that 2 Khirokitians thanks.

I also propose that all illegal settlers such as YiaLoser, Kurepettos and the wicked witch of the west be sent back to their motherland (Albania) where they clearly belong.

Oh, and any aliens wishing to visit the Republic of Choirokitia, must bring a bottle of JD and Glenfiddich and the said republic still maintains dejure sovereigthy over all of your sorry arses because we were the first here and the rest of you are just filthy migrants and a good source of slave labour!

But you bastards ate all of the pygmy-hippos, so you lose a few points for that!

We made those points up when we invented the Souvla from back in the day when pygmy-hippos were a delicacy.

So now you have taught the Aussies about Marsupials on the Barbie and are trying to wipe them out as well?

[Schnauzer]

I know the Cyprus problem is complicated, but it is about to get even worse.

I have realised that as a Cypriot citizen who is not ethnically Turkish or Greek, that my human rights are being violated by the UN by not including me in the negotiations process and not taking into account my right to have an equal share of power in any new constitution as demanded by another ethnic minority.

To be fair I will invite other similar legally established ethnic minorities to join me in my campaign, so I will begin by having negotiations with the Armenians, Maronites, Latins, Pontians, Peyians, Russo-Kypri, Tseri-Bulgars, and of course our one Khirokitian, GR. If there are any that I have missed out please let me know. So on this basis (unless more communities come forward) we will each have 10% of the power in the new central Government. I will also demand my turn in the rotating presidency, which will probably work out to about 1 week every 10 years.

The demand that I will never compromise on is my 10% share of our natural resources.

I am willing to return a certain amount of territory, and my initial offer is the small flowerbed to the left of my front gate. I will also accept freedom of movement, but when you come to visit the ARC bring a case of KEO with you. Work has also started on our own airport, I have painted a big H on the roof of my house for helicopters and I am researching where to put the runway for planes.

Long live the Aglangia Republic of Cyprus!

Since your comments do suggest that you are being deprived of certain rights (due to the status of one who hails from an Ethnic Minority) and you wish to encourage others to join your campaign, may I suggest that "Aglangia Republic of Shunned Emigrants" might be a more appropriate title for it ?.

[CBBB]

I know the Cyprus problem is complicated, but it is about to get even worse.

I have realised that as a Cypriot citizen who is not ethnically Turkish or Greek, that my human rights are being violated by the UN by not including me in the negotiations process and not taking into account my right to have an equal share of power in any new constitution as demanded by another ethnic minority.

To be fair I will invite other similar legally established ethnic minorities to join me in my campaign, so I will begin by having negotiations with the Armenians, Maronites, Latins, Pontians, Peyians, Russo-Kypri, Tseri-Bulgars, and of course our one Khirokitian, GR. If there are any that I have missed out please let me know. So on this basis (unless more communities come forward) we will each have 10% of the power in the new central Government. I will also demand my turn in the rotating presidency, which will probably work out to about 1 week every 10 years.

The demand that I will never compromise on is my 10% share of our natural resources.

I am willing to return a certain amount of territory, and my initial offer is the small flowerbed to the left of my front gate. I will also accept freedom of movement, but when you come to visit the ARC bring a case of KEO with you. Work has also started on our own airport, I have painted a big H on the roof of my house for helicopters and I am researching where to put the runway for planes.

Long live the Aglangia Republic of Cyprus!

Since your comments do suggest that you are being deprived of certain rights (due to the status of one who hails from an Ethnic Minority) and you wish to encourage others to join your campaign, may I suggest that "Aglangia Republic of Shunned Emigrants" might be a more appropriate title for it ?.

No, I don't want to live with all those foreigners, but you would probably an appropriate resident for the ARSE.

[Schnauzer]

I know the Cyprus problem is complicated, but it is about to get even worse.

I have realised that as a Cypriot citizen who is not ethnically Turkish or Greek, that my human rights are being violated by the UN by not including me in the negotiations process and not taking into account my right to have an equal share of power in any new constitution as demanded by another ethnic minority.

To be fair I will invite other similar legally established ethnic minorities to join me in my campaign, so I will begin by having negotiations with the Armenians, Maronites, Latins, Pontians, Peyians, Russo-Kypri, Tseri-Bulgars, and of course our one Khirokitian, GR. If there are any that I have missed out please let me know. So on this basis (unless more communities come forward) we will each have 10% of the power in the new central Government. I will also demand my turn in the rotating presidency, which will probably work out to about 1 week every 10 years.

The demand that I will never compromise on is my 10% share of our natural resources.

I am willing to return a certain amount of territory, and my initial offer is the small flowerbed to the left of my front gate. I will also accept freedom of movement, but when you come to visit the ARC bring a case of KEO with you. Work has also started on our own airport, I have painted a big H on the roof of my house for helicopters and I am researching where to put the runway for planes.

Long live the Aglangia Republic of Cyprus!

Since your comments do suggest that you are being deprived of certain rights (due to the status of one who hails from an Ethnic Minority) and you wish to encourage others to join your campaign, may I suggest that "Aglangia Republic of Shunned Emigrants" might be a more appropriate title for it ?.

No, I don't want to live with all those foreigners, but you would probably an appropriate resident for the ARSE.

"OOH you caveman!"

[Paphitis]

and of course our one Khirokitian, GR.

You can make that 2 Khirokitians thanks.

I also propose that all illegal settlers such as YiaLoser, Kurepettos and the wicked witch of the west be sent back to their motherland (Albania) where they clearly belong.

Oh, and any aliens wishing to visit the Republic of Choirokitia, must bring a bottle of JD and Glenfiddich and the said republic still maintains dejure sovereigthy over all of your sorry arses because we were the first here and the rest of you are just filthy migrants and a good source of slave labour!

But you bastards ate all of the pygmy-hippos, so you lose a few points for that!

We made those points up when we invented the Souvla from back in the day when pygmy-hippos were a delicacy.

Look, the pygmy-hippo genocide never happened ok. Watch it, otherwise we will send your ambassador packing back to the ARC.

It's not our fault they were so delicious! Besides, we were doing them a favour because they had a bit of a small hippo complex!