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Re: The wife just threw me out the bedroom!

Postby Get Real! » Sun Jan 01, 2012 1:51 am

BirKibrisli wrote:Listen,GR...You are an enlightened,openminded fellow...I have the answer to your problem...My girlfriend says she used to be your cybermistress...so she knows a thing or two about you..Why don't we have a swap...Your wife for my girlfriend...
After a month with me your wife would thing you were the greatest thing since sliced bread...And one month with my girlfriend and....erm....you'd be dead...or castrated or both....so you'll have no more women problems...What say you?? :D

My goodness… are you two still in touch? How is she? :)

Bir, more than anything else what I need most at my current middle age is a peaceful and manageable woman which I luckily have, so I’ll have to decline your offer for the rebel with plenty of cause! :lol:
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Re: The wife just threw me out the bedroom!

Postby BirKibrisli » Sun Jan 01, 2012 2:03 am

Get Real! wrote:
BirKibrisli wrote:Listen,GR...You are an enlightened,openminded fellow...I have the answer to your problem...My girlfriend says she used to be your cybermistress...so she knows a thing or two about you..Why don't we have a swap...Your wife for my girlfriend...
After a month with me your wife would thing you were the greatest thing since sliced bread...And one month with my girlfriend and....erm....you'd be dead...or castrated or both....so you'll have no more women problems...What say you?? :D

My goodness… are you two still in touch? How is she? :)

Bir, more than anything else what I need most at my current middle age is a peaceful and manageable woman which I luckily have, so I’ll have to decline your offer for the rebel with plenty of cause! :lol:


We are not only "in touch" GR...We are totally attached.... :)
When she is not mad,she is just blissful....That is how I like my women....But at my age I really ought to find myself a "peaceful and manageable" woman..Mine is killing me softly...but I do enjoy it...I must be a massachist.... :)

Happy new year to you and yours!
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Re: The wife just threw me out the bedroom!

Postby denizaksulu » Sun Jan 01, 2012 10:42 am

BirKibrisli wrote:
Get Real! wrote:
BirKibrisli wrote:Listen,GR...You are an enlightened,openminded fellow...I have the answer to your problem...My girlfriend says she used to be your cybermistress...so she knows a thing or two about you..Why don't we have a swap...Your wife for my girlfriend...
After a month with me your wife would thing you were the greatest thing since sliced bread...And one month with my girlfriend and....erm....you'd be dead...or castrated or both....so you'll have no more women problems...What say you?? :D

My goodness… are you two still in touch? How is she? :)

Bir, more than anything else what I need most at my current middle age is a peaceful and manageable woman which I luckily have, so I’ll have to decline your offer for the rebel with plenty of cause! :lol:


We are not only "in touch" GR...We are totally attached.... :)
When she is not mad,she is just blissful....That is how I like my women....But at my age I really ought to find myself a "peaceful and manageable" woman..Mine is killing me softly...but I do enjoy it...I must be a massachist.... :)
:D

Bless 'em all! :D


Happy new year to you and yours!
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Re: The wife just threw me out the bedroom!

Postby denizaksulu » Sun Jan 01, 2012 11:35 am

.....and the ALL lived happily ever after!.........İ hope :D
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