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Re: The wife just threw me out the bedroom!

Postby GreekIslandGirl » Sat Dec 31, 2011 3:41 pm

yialousa1971 wrote:
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Get Real! wrote: .... while I had a nasty cough and every so often I’d cough pretty loud ....


Now you've had your fun, above; do yourself and wife a favour and go and have those tar-clogged lungs examined by a doctor, please.


Theres no point its terminal. Image


Hey, μη κακό! The whole point is to get things checked out as soon as possible - that's the only way to beat those rogue cells.
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Re: The wife just threw me out the bedroom!

Postby Cap » Sat Dec 31, 2011 4:53 pm

GreekIslandGirl wrote:
yialousa1971 wrote:
GreekIslandGirl wrote:
Get Real! wrote: .... while I had a nasty cough and every so often I’d cough pretty loud ....


Now you've had your fun, above; do yourself and wife a favour and go and have those tar-clogged lungs examined by a doctor, please.


Theres no point its terminal. Image


Hey, μη κακό! The whole point is to get things checked out as soon as possible - that's the only way to beat those rogue cells.


Hey GR, the wife managed to quit using the electronic, and I mean ACTUALLY quit. Give it a go.
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Re: The wife just threw me out the bedroom!

Postby bill cobbett » Sat Dec 31, 2011 5:21 pm

Cap wrote:
GreekIslandGirl wrote:
yialousa1971 wrote:
GreekIslandGirl wrote:
Get Real! wrote: .... while I had a nasty cough and every so often I’d cough pretty loud ....


Now you've had your fun, above; do yourself and wife a favour and go and have those tar-clogged lungs examined by a doctor, please.


Theres no point its terminal. Image


Hey, μη κακό! The whole point is to get things checked out as soon as possible - that's the only way to beat those rogue cells.


Hey GR, the wife managed to quit using the electronic, and I mean ACTUALLY quit. Give it a go.


GR... move to London reh... fags at £GB7 a packet, will soon make you cut down.
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Re: The wife just threw me out the bedroom!

Postby Kikapu » Sat Dec 31, 2011 6:19 pm

Get Real! wrote:The wife just threw me out the bedroom! :?

We went to a dinner party at 7:30pm and I drunk like a fish with friends till 10:30pm. When we got home we went straight to bed while I had a nasty cough and every so often I’d cough pretty loud away from the bed while sleeping, and by 1.00am she had enough, turned on the light and blasted me for keeping her awake. I just got up, got dressed and abandoned the bedroom! :?

Now I’m in my office in the basement sipping my coffee and smoking away wondering what our marriage vows were all about but I’m just too drunk to remember! :?

Which brings me to my question and the reason for this thread…

Should I go have the Mars bar or will that make me sick? 8)

Thanks for your support in advance guys. :D



wondering what our marriage vows were all about but I’m just too drunk to remember!



If you keep her wide awake much longer, GR, she will tell you what she remembers of your wedding vows, which may be "for BETTER or for WORSE, but not for GOOD"! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: The wife just threw me out the bedroom!

Postby denizaksulu » Sat Dec 31, 2011 8:22 pm

Get Real! wrote:The wife just threw me out the bedroom! :?

We went to a dinner party at 7:30pm and I drunk like a fish with friends till 10:30pm. When we got home we went straight to bed while I had a nasty cough and every so often I’d cough pretty loud away from the bed while sleeping, and by 1.00am she had enough, turned on the light and blasted me for keeping her awake. I just got up, got dressed and abandoned the bedroom! :?

Now I’m in my office in the basement sipping my coffee and smoking away wondering what our marriage vows were all about but I’m just too drunk to remember! :?

Which brings me to my question and the reason for this thread…

Should I go have the Mars bar or will that make me sick? 8)

Thanks for your support in advance guys. :D


Remnded me of the arguments we had here long ago.....were TCs 'thrown' out or did they feel they had to leave......

Sorry, dont wanna spoil the thread. I hope you made her her breakfast the following morning. :D

Happy New Year GR and Co.
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Re: The wife just threw me out the bedroom!

Postby BirKibrisli » Sun Jan 01, 2012 1:21 am

Listen,GR...You are an enlightened,openminded fellow...I have the answer to your problem...My girlfriend says she used to be your cybermistress...so she knows a thing or two about you..Why don't we have a swap...Your wife for my girlfriend...
After a month with me your wife would thing you were the greatest thing since sliced bread...And one month with my girlfriend and....erm....you'd be dead...or castrated or both....so you'll have no more women problems...What say you?? :D
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Re: The wife just threw me out the bedroom!

Postby denizaksulu » Sun Jan 01, 2012 1:31 am

BirKibrisli wrote:Listen,GR...You are an enlightened,openminded fellow...I have the answer to your problem...My girlfriend says she used to be your cybermistress...so she knows a thing or two about you..Why don't we have a swap...Your wife for my girlfriend...
After a month with me your wife would thing you were the greatest thing since sliced bread...And one month with my girlfriend and....erm....you'd be dead...or castrated or both....so you'll have no more women problems...What say you?? :D

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :? :? :shock:
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Re: The wife just threw me out the bedroom!

Postby BirKibrisli » Sun Jan 01, 2012 1:37 am

denizaksulu wrote:
BirKibrisli wrote:Listen,GR...You are an enlightened,openminded fellow...I have the answer to your problem...My girlfriend says she used to be your cybermistress...so she knows a thing or two about you..Why don't we have a swap...Your wife for my girlfriend...
After a month with me your wife would thing you were the greatest thing since sliced bread...And one month with my girlfriend and....erm....you'd be dead...or castrated or both....so you'll have no more women problems...What say you?? :D

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :? :? :shock:


Shhhhhh...she is in Istanbul now and won't see this..I am safe.... :lol:
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Re: The wife just threw me out the bedroom!

Postby denizaksulu » Sun Jan 01, 2012 1:49 am

BirKibrisli wrote:
denizaksulu wrote:
BirKibrisli wrote:Listen,GR...You are an enlightened,openminded fellow...I have the answer to your problem...My girlfriend says she used to be your cybermistress...so she knows a thing or two about you..Why don't we have a swap...Your wife for my girlfriend...
After a month with me your wife would thing you were the greatest thing since sliced bread...And one month with my girlfriend and....erm....you'd be dead...or castrated or both....so you'll have no more women problems...What say you?? :D

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :? :? :shock:


Shhhhhh...she is in Istanbul now and won't see this..I am safe.... :lol:


İ wasnt worried about 'the cybermistress' İ was concerned about my friend GR........what you wished is awful! :D
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Re: The wife just threw me out the bedroom!

Postby denizaksulu » Sun Jan 01, 2012 1:50 am

Happy Znew Year Yeyen and goodnight :D
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