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Re: The wife just threw me out the bedroom!

Postby Hermes » Fri Dec 30, 2011 3:38 am

Get Real! wrote:
Hermes wrote:To me, it sounds like she is having an affair. I know it hurts for her to do those things and act the way she is, but you should act like you do not care. She is dumb for doing that to you because cheating is wrong. Confront her and ask her if she's cheating...any weird signs or brush offs means yes. If so, divorce her right away. You deserve better and don't need to take that! Good Luck!


:shock: Ok, hang on a tick… :evil:

[5 minutes later]

Just got reminded that she owns everything and I could be out on the streets within 24 hours, so I just suggested her lover moves in with us!

How am I doing? :?

You're doing great, GR. Just follow my advice and she'll be begging you to come back.
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Re: The wife just threw me out the bedroom!

Postby Get Real! » Fri Dec 30, 2011 3:50 am

Hermes wrote:
Get Real! wrote:
Hermes wrote:To me, it sounds like she is having an affair. I know it hurts for her to do those things and act the way she is, but you should act like you do not care. She is dumb for doing that to you because cheating is wrong. Confront her and ask her if she's cheating...any weird signs or brush offs means yes. If so, divorce her right away. You deserve better and don't need to take that! Good Luck!


:shock: Ok, hang on a tick… :evil:

[5 minutes later]

Just got reminded that she owns everything and I could be out on the streets within 24 hours, so I just suggested her lover moves in with us!

How am I doing? :?

You're doing great, GR. Just follow my advice and she'll be begging you to come back.

Err, the black guy said good riddens and on the way out put a chicken in a pot with some rice! :shock:

Which now begs the question… would that be risotto or whole grain? :?
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Re: The wife just threw me out the bedroom!

Postby cyprusright » Fri Dec 30, 2011 7:09 am

Hermes wrote:Remember GR, if she denies she's having an affair, it means she is. Don't be fooled. That's the time to see a good divorce lawyer. Good luck!


So if she floats, she's a witch! Worked during the inquisition and humanity survived :)
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Re: The wife just threw me out the bedroom!

Postby wyoming cowboy » Fri Dec 30, 2011 7:18 am

If I was you amigo GR, i would go to the nearest cabaret pick up two young Russian or Asian ladies, take them to your basement and bang both of them all night long, with Barry White singing in the background, that will surely teach the woman a good lesson.... :wink: :wink: :wink: ...if she kicks you out and takes all your money at least you will be homeless with your pride in tact.
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Re: The wife just threw me out the bedroom!

Postby cyprusright » Fri Dec 30, 2011 7:20 am

wyoming cowboy wrote:If I was you amigo GR, i would go to the nearest cabaret pick up two young Russian or Asian ladies, take them to your basement and bang both of them all night long, with Barry White singing in the background, that will surely teach the woman a good lesson.... :wink: :wink: :wink: ...if she kicks you out and takes all your money at least you will be homeless with your pride in tact.


Just be careful not to get them pregnant.... anchor babies seem to be big with foreign workers here.
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Re: The wife just threw me out the bedroom!

Postby wyoming cowboy » Fri Dec 30, 2011 7:22 am

cyprusright wrote:
wyoming cowboy wrote:If I was you amigo GR, i would go to the nearest cabaret pick up two young Russian or Asian ladies, take them to your basement and bang both of them all night long, with Barry White singing in the background, that will surely teach the woman a good lesson.... :wink: :wink: :wink: ...if she kicks you out and takes all your money at least you will be homeless with your pride in tact.


Just be careful not to get them pregnant.... anchor babies seem to be big with foreign workers here.



wearing a rubber will solve the pregnancy problem
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Re: The wife just threw me out the bedroom!

Postby cyprusright » Fri Dec 30, 2011 8:08 am

Condoms are for sailors, i protect myself with a fake name.
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Re: The wife just threw me out the bedroom!

Postby wyoming cowboy » Fri Dec 30, 2011 9:23 am

cyprusright wrote:Condoms are for sailors, i protect myself with a fake name.



you too :) :)
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Re: The wife just threw me out the bedroom!

Postby GreekIslandGirl » Fri Dec 30, 2011 11:36 am

Get Real! wrote: .... while I had a nasty cough and every so often I’d cough pretty loud ....


Now you've had your fun, above; do yourself and wife a favour and go and have those tar-clogged lungs examined by a doctor, please.
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Re: The wife just threw me out the bedroom!

Postby yialousa1971 » Sat Dec 31, 2011 1:38 pm

GreekIslandGirl wrote:
Get Real! wrote: .... while I had a nasty cough and every so often I’d cough pretty loud ....


Now you've had your fun, above; do yourself and wife a favour and go and have those tar-clogged lungs examined by a doctor, please.


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