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[Get Real!]

One mo please, need another beer..... Oi Mrs C, go and get me a beer and some nuts... and be quick about it!

Wow!

Maybe I should send Mrs GR to nof London for some old fashioned house training!

[CBBB]

One mo please, need another beer..... Oi Mrs C, go and get me a beer and some nuts... and be quick about it!

Wow!

Maybe I should send Mrs GR to nof London for some old fashioned house training!

No, it is easier to get your own beer, but what you need right now is a Bloody Mary. If you have some vodka, bring it round, I have the rest of the ingredients.

[bill cobbett]

One mo please, need another beer..... Oi Mrs C, go and get me a beer and some nuts... and be quick about it!

Wow!

Maybe I should send Mrs GR to nof London for some old fashioned house training!

Yes think we are sometimes a bit old-fashioned here in London and in the Diaspora elsewhere. Sort of maintained the old ways of the old villages from 50-60 years ago.

Now if you'll excuse me, feel like a little supper, think some of me mum's zalatina with a chunk of bread. Well, you know these old CY girls, they're not happy unless they've spent Xmas boiling away a pig's head and picking out the pieces.

[Get Real!]

One mo please, need another beer..... Oi Mrs C, go and get me a beer and some nuts... and be quick about it!

Wow!

Maybe I should send Mrs GR to nof London for some old fashioned house training!

No, it is easier to get your own beer, but what you need right now is a Bloody Mary. If you have some vodka, bring it round, I have the rest of the ingredients.

Thanks but I avoid squashed tomatoes and purees unless I wanna spend the next two hours in a toilet!

[Hermes]

To me, it sounds like she is having an affair. I know it hurts for her to do those things and act the way she is, but you should act like you do not care. She is dumb for doing that to you because cheating is wrong. Confront her and ask her if she's cheating...any weird signs or brush offs means yes. If so, divorce her right away. You deserve better and don't need to take that! Good Luck!

[cyprusright]

If you are trying to make yourself sick - deep fried mars bar with a mayonnaise dip.

[Hermes]

Remember GR, if she denies she's having an affair, it means she is. Don't be fooled. That's the time to see a good divorce lawyer. Good luck!

[Get Real!]

To me, it sounds like she is having an affair. I know it hurts for her to do those things and act the way she is, but you should act like you do not care. She is dumb for doing that to you because cheating is wrong. Confront her and ask her if she's cheating...any weird signs or brush offs means yes. If so, divorce her right away. You deserve better and don't need to take that! Good Luck!

Ok, hang on a tick…

[5 minutes later]

Just got reminded that she owns everything and I could be out on the streets within 24 hours, so I just suggested her lover moves in with us!

How am I doing?

[Hermes]

Tonight, demand that you have the bedroom, and that if she doesn't want you in there, then she has to be the one to leave. You are her husband and deserve to sleep next to her - until she gives you a plausible reason why she wouldn't want her husband there.

Be strong...

[AEKTZIS]

Jesus, Hermes. How come you came to the conclusion she is having an affair?

the thread seemed quite fun and light hearted till I read that bombshell.