"Deals on Wheels"
True to her word, 'Marina' contacted the 'Rabbi' but THIS time she sounded less stressed and simply asked if there was any news from 'Manny', the 'Rabbi' was slightly taken aback by her tone, the urgency seemed to have diminished and he could not quite understand the reason for it, "I haven't heard a word, nobody has seen 'Hide or Hair' of him for weeks, it's plotzing" said the 'Rabbi' there was a short silence and 'Marina' replied "It does not really matter any more, I have found his 'Book' and if he does not turn up, I will just have to let the deal slip, it's not my fault although my Father will be very annoyed about it, he and 'Manny' were in a 'Joint Venture' because 'Manny' wanted to become 'Legitimate' for once in his life".
"You say his 'BOOK' has been found?" questioned the 'Rabbi' "And how did you manage that?", 'Marina answered "Oh it was quite easy really, I took the liberty of opening an envelope which was among the papers I have, there was a copy of the one I lost and it had all the details of the house it was in and where it was hidden, I went there last night and would have phoned you but thought it was a bit late" the 'Rabbi' crouched over the phone and said "Well, why didn't you call me this morning if that was the case?, you must have known that I would be interested", and he wiped his brow with his left hand whilst the phone began to wobble in his right.
"I'm sorry" replied 'Marina', I had a very late night and have only just found the time to call, I have not been to work today and have just had a bite to eat in a Cafe close to my workplace, I MUST go in to make my excuses for my absence and I really did not think that you wished to be bothered with 'Manny's problems".
"Not so!" replied the 'Rabbi', "If 'Manny' is in some kind of difficulty I consider it my 'Duty' to help him, he has been a good friend to me for years and I would not like to stand by and do nothing if he needed help, you say you have his 'Book'?, what kind of a 'Book' is it?, have you read it?" he enquired.
"oh several times" replied 'Marina' "It is his record of business dating back many years, actually from the days when he first started dealing, he used to keep his accounts in writing BUT, since he went into business with my Father, everything is in the form of 'Print Outs' from my Father's computer, it is a much more accurate system and there are fewer mistakes, may I call you tomorrow morning in case 'Manny' does appear?"
"Wait, wait a moment" answered the 'Rabbi' "What are you going to do about the deal if 'Manny' does not turn up?, you say your Father will be upset about it, is it such a 'GOOD' deal, what do you know about it and is there anything I can do to help?".
"Well Sir" replied 'Marina', "As far as I know, my Father set up an 'Exchange Deal' with a person whom he has been dealing with for years, he is also a 'Coin Dealer' and his partner died, he is obliged to dispose of a considerable amount of 'Gold Coins' and 'Scrap Gold' which has not been properly passed through the 'Dealer's' accounts, in exchange for a couple of crates of 'Legitimate Merchandise' and 'Four Hundred Thousand Pounds', 'Manny' and my Father will receive the 'Scrap Gold' and crates of 'Gold Coins' which have not been legitimised, the estimated difference in values will realise a profit in excess of 'Six Hundred Thousand Pounds' and my Father can easily pass that sum through HIS accounts since he is a properly registered 'Coin Dealer' in this country".
The 'Rabbi's mind was buzzing as he asked "If anything happened to 'Manny', what would become of his 'Goods' if he is, as you say, in 'Partnership with your Father?" and 'Marina answered "I imagine they would become the property of the company which has been established by them, I'm not really sure, all I know is that I have 'One Hundred Thousand Pounds', my Father's share, and I am afraid the deal will fall through because 'Manny' can't be found and I will end up being blamed for it".
"Are you in a position to negotiate this deal if someone other than 'Manny' were to supply the necessary funds" asked the 'Rabbi' to which 'Marina' replied "I probably COULD, but the whole procedure of exchange would have to be changed since 'Manny' must be the holder of the 'Merchandise' after the deal is done, if some other person entered into the arrangement and put up the bulk of the cash, it would only be fair that THAT person should be in possession and, where to find anyone that could be trusted in a situation like that?".
The answer 'Marina' got was exactly the one she hoped for, "Would you trust a 'Rabbi' with such a deal?".
"Oh Sir, with my LIFE" replied 'Marina' "I am sure you would be a brilliant partner for my father if you are able to raise that kind of cash, as for 'Trust', I will give YOU the money I have and we can arrange the delivery and collection between ourselves, but we STILL will have a problem, it will have to be done in such a fashion that only you and I know what is in the crates, you see, 'Manny' has a trustworthy friend who drives for him, HE was going to do the exchanges and I do not know of anyone with a van who could be relied upon to do the job".
"I think I may be able to solve THAT problem too" said the 'Rabbi', "I will test your sincerity by sending a young chap to pick up your money, you must arrange where and when you would like to meet him and where he must go to deliver the money which I will add to yours, he will pick up the 'Merchandise' and deliver it to me, if you are prepared to accept these terms, WE have a deal".
"Absolutely Sir" replied 'Marina' "When would you like to arrange for the money to be sent to you, have you someone in mind who can be trusted?".
"Absolutely to you" replied the 'Rabbi' "Phone me back in about one hour BUT, make sure it IS one hour this time, I don't think I could stand another bout of aggravation", then the 'Rabbi' phoned 'Chris'.
"Hello my boy" said the 'Rabbi' when 'Chris' answered the phone, "I was wondering if you are busy this evening, I have a little driving job I'd like you to do for me if you are free".
"Oh" said 'Chris' "Just I was hoping you was to give me some work when I hear you voice, I thing so I haf to do him if his to help for you, where is this place you want for me to go?".
The 'Rabbl' chuckled at 'Chris's accent and said "If you can come to my house in about an hours time, I will give you all the details, I don't think it will take you long, I need to have a parcel picked up tonight and I may have another couple of jobs for you tomorrow".
The 'Rabbi' sat back in his chair, his knee was beginning to vibrate again, he is quite a 'Twitchy' old bastard, especially when he gets the smell of a few quid and if he gets a sniff of 'One Hundred Thousand Pounds' tonight, he will be sure to get a good night's sleep dreaming about 'GOLD'.
The phone rang and the 'Rabbi' grabbed it, "Hello" he said and his eyes lit up as 'Marina' asked if he had managed to find a 'Driver' worthy of the task, he informed her that he had and that the young chap was expected any minute, he asked if the money was well parcelled up and asked where it was to be picked up from.
"Everything is in order" replied 'Marina'"Tell the driver to meet me outside 'The Rosemary Branch' public house on the corner of 'Shepperton Road' in Islington, I will phone you again in about half an hour and you can tell me what kind of van he is driving, I will show him where he will have to go when the next part of the deal takes place, have you got the details?"
2Yes ,Yes" said the 'Rabbi' "Outside the 'Rosemary Branch' on the corner of 'Shepperton Road' in 'Islington', it should not be difficult for him to find, I will speak to you later".
Young 'Chris' arrived shortly after, he set his 'Sat Nav' for 'Shepperton Road' and set off in his 'White van' with his name 'Christos Michael' emblazoned on each side, 'Marina' phoned the 'Rabbi' for information about the van and said she would phone again when the parcel was handed over, the 'Rabbi' was 'Twitching' again.
'Chris went straight to 'Marina's' house, she was waiting by the gate and she quickly got into the van, they had decided that the best plan was to actually make the trip to 'Islington' since the 'Rabbi' might put a 'Spy' out, in any case, 'Chris' would probably get the 'Third Degree' treatment when he got back, better to be safe than sorry.
'Chris' dropped 'Marina' a short distance from the pub, she made her way quickly to the collection point, there were one or two people outside the pub and 'Marina' felt a little uneasy, after all, she WAS carrying a lot of money.
Knowing that 'Marina' might be a bit worried, 'Chris' made haste to meet her, he took the parcel and told her to go back to where he dropped her off, he picked her up again and they made a quick circuit of the area in order that 'Chris' would be able to describe the place if questioned, then, back to 'Marina's' house to be dropped off, back to the 'Rabbi' and the job was done.
The 'Rabbi' DID ask 'Chris about the location, he also asked probing questions about the Lady who gave him the parcel, 'Chris' gave an inaccurate description of her but did say that she was a very nice Lady and sent her best wishes to him.
"Now my boy" said the 'Rabbi' "How much do I owe you for the trip?", he did not quite understand the 'Dark Look' he received in response to his question, he took it to mean that 'Chris' was too shy to name his price BUT, the reality was that 'Chris' had sworn to himself that he would never again take money from the hand of this disgusting person.
"No, No, No" said 'Chris' "You be very good for me, I no take anything, maybe nexty time I have some".
The 'Rabbi' did not insist, he was in a hurry for 'Chris' to leave so that he could start 'Drooling' over the cash he had and dreaming about how much more was to come, 'Marina' phoned about an hour later, he was gleefully counting the money when the phone rang and he said he was so glad that everything was going according to plan.
As we leave him 'Twitching' and 'Slobbering' over the cash (which a few days ago was under his feet unknown to him) 'Chris' is seated on a comfortable settee with his arm draped affectionately around his lovely 'Marina', they are both so happy with their day's work.