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The latest toy has hit the shops... a talking Muslim doll.

Nobody knows what it says, because no one has the guts to pull the cord.

[bill cobbett]

... and the latest must-have female fashions in a daring shade of dark blue have also hit the shops in time for Xmas...

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... and those of you buying toy farm sets pressies for the kiddies will find that a leading GB retailer has removed the little pigs for fear of causing offence...http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... slims.html ...

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I can picture an Iranian ICBM with a nuclear warhead in a silo somewhere in the desert.
Its trajectory coordinates have just been changed to 35 00 N, 33 00 E

Thanks guys.

[bill cobbett]

35 00 N, 33 00 E ???

Now where on Earth is that? .... Oh, it's in CY, in the Troodos ...phew!

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The latest toy has hit the shops... a talking Muslim doll.
Nobody knows what it says, because no one has the guts to pull the cord.

An oldie but a goodie

[bill cobbett]

Ahem....

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Ahem....

I will have to get a few of these for the local kids!

[Schnauzer]

Ahem....

Actually, the illustration submitted by "bill cobbett", might be quite useful as an 'Advertising' warning to Parents who over-indulge their children in terms of their 'Chocolate' intake.

Obesity among the young has reached quite startling levels, the 'Explosive' results (in terms of 'Obesity') of consuming too much 'Chocolate', has done more damage to society (among the young AND the old) than any 'Hand-Grenade' could ever do.

"Death by 'Chocolate' perhaps ?"

[bill cobbett]

Ahem....

Actually, the illustration submitted by "bill cobbett", might be quite useful as an 'Advertising' warning to Parents who over-indulge their children in terms of their 'Chocolate' intake.

Obesity among the young has reached quite startling levels, the 'Explosive' results (in terms of 'Obesity') of consuming too much 'Chocolate', has done more damage to society (among the young AND the old) than any 'Hand-Grenade' could ever do.

"Death by 'Chocolate' perhaps ?"

"Schnauzer" my dear, would you please be so good as to have a think about your habit of putting my nick in inverted commas, cos am sometimes a bit paranoid and might feel that am being singled out by the men of the streets. Now if you were to put everyone's nicks in inverted commas, would feel much better. Thank you.

[Schnauzer]

My apologies if my habit causes you distress, I assure you that it is more out of deference to 'Respect' that I do so since THAT is how your "Nick" (as you call it) is presented on my screen.

However, I accept that you do not like such representation and, in future (if I may ?) I will refer to you as 'Bill'.

Best Wishes Always. "Schnauzer"