THE CYPRIOT GENETIC CHALLENGE
1} Cyprus is a gene pool of Cypriots, whichever side of the green line your on.
2} Cypriots suffer from delusions of xenophilic / xenophobia (Bigotrismic myopia).
In fact, Cypriots are genetically more similar to each other, than either Turks or Greeks! (Thallasaemia - trait, is very common to the Island, but not Turkey or Greece.
3} Therefore, take the 'Genome Challenge', & go under the microscope, into the cells that imprison your DNA, & if it comes up Cypriot - 'pull up the wire'. The others return to their Country of Origin.
Troops go home, everyone's happy.
Hypothesis: The idea itself imparts terror into the hearts of all Cypriots, since it just may be correct.
Thus, Cyprus carries on, as always, that if it is some other bugger's fault.
Why? As the scorpion stung the frog, who he'd convined to carry him across the lake, stinging him, was perillous to them both. As they drowned, the frog asked why?, 'Because it is my nature replied the scorpion'!