Regular readers of the Jokes and Enigmas section may be amused to hear that another Ataducky Day was stoically endured by the CYs living in the areas under the Turkish Occupation yesterday.
The Spokesperson for the Majority Settlers and Turkish Stool Erogloo turned up with a few crisply dressed officers from the Turkish Piss-Takers Army and a coach-load of bussed-in illegal settlers spontaneously appeared at various events to mark the day.
In an exciting change to the usual format the Israeli Air Force took the place of the Turkish Air Force with a Fly Pass over the Occupied Areas.
Meanwhile the CYs living under the occupation put on brave faces and passed the day in what's become the traditional way by taking to the streets and telling Turkey to go asihktir.